Darlings, it was the 84th Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon, which means everyone dressed like a politician’s wife and they all pretended like they weren’t secretly wishing ruin on each other. God, we love the kabuki that is Oscar campaigning. Hit it, grasping, desperate,...

Let’s take a short break from Project Runway bitchery and get some red carpet bitchery out of our systems, darlings. Freida Pinto and James Franco at 20th Century Fox Los Angeles Premiere of “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” in Hollywood. Freida Pinto is wearing a Juan Carlos...

Precious Unborn Fawns, it was the  2011 Critics’ Choice Television Awards, an event that inspired neither gowns nor the employment of stylists, apparently. To be fair, almost everyone looked okay. Mostly boring looks, but very few disasters. Lets rip them anyway. Anna Torv in Rachel Roy...

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox attend the celebration of Jaguar Design and the 50th Anniversary of the Jaguar E-Type in New York City. Megan Fox wears Juan Carlos Obando. Juan Carlos Obando Fall 2011 Collection Here’s a couple who’s less than the sum of their parts. He’s a...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....