Joseph Gordon-Levitt attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Gucci tuxedo.     [Photo Credit:...

One deliciously fun side effect of the current malestar penchant for the tightly fitted suit is that they’re finally in the same boat as the ladystars in tight dresses; one extra ounce and the outfit doesn’t quite work as well as it could. Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes an appearance...

And now… a Boy.   Joseph Gordon-Levitt attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by The Los Angeles Times in Beverly Hills, California. A boy with exactly one facial expression. As per the usual, he looks pretty great. Those kinda cheap-looking shoes make us...

Look, we know you’ve been getting slammed in the face with a lot of JGL lately, but boys and girls? There’s not a chance in hell you’re going to complain about this one. Unless you have a dark soul or poor vision, that is.     Joseph Gordon-Levitt covers the...

Joseph Gordon-Levitt has graduated to PhD-level dressing, darlings. Behold his dissertation: Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes an appearance on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ in NYC in Alexander McQueen. Alexander McQueen Fall 2012 Collection Okay, it’s driving us a little...

Looking over the last several days of posts, we realize we’ve left our kittens boy-deficient. Allow us to rectify. Joseph Gordon-Levitt attends the premiere of ‘Looper’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in Thom Browne. There ya go. That should shut your...

Hey, remember yesterday when we said that the suit JGL wore to The Dark Knight Rises premiere didn’t fit him all that well and some of the JGL fans told us to shut our fat faces? Good times. Although we may be misremembering the “fat faces” part. Anyway, we bring this up...

Is it blasphemy to say that we’re not really all that excited for The Dark Knight Rises? No one loves a good superhero movie more than Tom, who has taught Lorenzo the Way of the Nerd to the point that even he eagerly awaits the latest Spandex-fest. But as much as we love Christopher...

Happy Monday, darlings. We eschewed an exclamation point in the previous sentence because we assume you are like us and need a while to ease back into the grind of the week. We’ll type softly and slowly for you. The stars spent the weekend poledancing for the nerds at Comic-Con, so...