We’re passing the final call of this one off on you guys because we’re wimps.   Jessica Lange attends the SAG Awards 2013 in J. Mendel navy silk chiffon gown with pleated panels and full panel skirt. J. Mendel Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke But we suppose we might...

We don’t know how we’re going to fit it into our already heavy TV-viewing schedule, but we are SO PUMPED for the premiere of American Horror Story this week. Hit it, bitches!   Andrew Rannells  Kudos to him for putting in the effort, but we’re thinking this is not the...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...