Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day: Jessica Chastain getting her Tilda on for W Mag:   Jessica Chastain featured in the latest issue of W magazine photographed by Paolo Roversi and styled by Edward Enninful in couture gowns. Giambattista Valli Spring 2012 Couture Collection...

Looking at these pics of Jessica Chastain (featured in the April issue of Vogue Italia, photographed by Michelangelo di Battista and styled by Alice Gentilucci), a wave of nostalgia swept over us unexpectedly. Remember awards season, darlings? Remember when she treated us to an array of...

We’ve been really hard on Jessica throughout awards season. We have a reason for that. It’s because she’s normally very, very bad at dressing herself. But we gay-gasped at the sight of her last night. Admittedly, we do think the dress might be wearing her, but it’s so...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...

Our hearts really go out to Jessica (as much as they can for a well-paid Oscar nominee living the high life and wearing an endless succession of free clothes worth more than our car). It just that the girl, bless her, has got to be one of the least consistent red carpet denizens we’ve...

Someone decided to do Jessica up like a sexy Lucille Ball and IT IS FREAKING US OUT.   Jessica Chastain featured in the Spring/Summer 2012 issue of AnOther magazine photographed by Willy Vanderperre and styled by Olivier Rizzo.   AAAHHHH!!! Clown lady is coming to eat me! Clown lady...

Darlings, it was the party to celebrate the launch of the  Marni and H&M collection in L.A.! And the celebrities showed up wearing…. Marni for H&M! Quelle surprise! Let’s see how they did without the benefit of stylists. Brace yourselves. Andrea Riseborough Oh, sweetie....

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Darlings, let’s all go to the 12th Annual AFI Awards Luncheon and dish on all the outfits.   Chloe Moretz in Versus Very cute. Sweetie, this is your silhouette; these are your proportions. Write them down so you don’t forget.   Claire Danes in Donna Karan We like it, but...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

Oh, if only every red carpet ensemble could be this worthy of an “IN or OUT” discussion. Like or not, it’s at least a dress worth discussing. We wish more ladystars would consider the offbeat work of Viktor & Rolf.   Jessica Chastain attend the 11th Annual Marrakech...

We’re not sure if this is an example of “Girl, that is NOT your dress.” Let’s walk through it together. Jessica Chastain attends ‘Coriolanus’ Premiere during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in a Viktor & Rolf gown. Viktor & Rolf Resort...

We saw these pics of Jessica, who has been coming in for quite a bit of bitchery from us lately, and thought, “Oh, she finally managed it! Let’s give the girl a WERQ.” Then we looked a little closer. Jessica Chastain attends the ‘Wild Salome’ premiere during the...

Darlings, it was the 2011 GUCCI Award For Women In Cinema event, held in Venice, Italy. And guess what everyone wore on the red carpet! Go on, guess! Abbie Cornish Oooh, honey. It’s such a sharp little dress on you, but you look like you’re standing in a hole. Love that little pop...

Darlings, it’s been so long since we’ve done a Pairs Division post! It’s been a long, dry summer on the red carpet. Hit it, ladies: Jessica Chastain and Helen Mirren attend “The Debt” screening at the Tribeca Grand Hotel. Jessica Chastain wears a Christian Dior...