We’re of two minds about this look from Jessica. Which is good, since, despite the joined-at-the-hip lifestyle that has us spending all day, every day within 20 feet of each other (there aren’t that many blogging couples out there for a reason), we are, literally, of two minds....

Let’s rip a preggo, kittens! It’s a longstanding T Lo tradition. Jessica Alba arrives at ‘Spy Kids: All The Time In The World 4D’ Los Angeles premiere in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with a Roger Vivier clutch and a Dolce & Gabbana cuff. Oooooooh, girl is...

So we’re browsing through the celebrity-stalking parts of the internet when we stumble upon this shot of Nicole Kidman at LAX sporting one of the Madras bags from the Prada spring 2011 collection. And we thought, “Hey, those bags have been hanging off quite a few celebrity arms...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Vogue Italia April 2011 Issue Photographed by Michelangelo Di Battista Styled by Alice Gentilucci Loyal minions know how we sometimes get with actresses and editorials. “That actress? Well she ain’t no model.” Repetitive, we know, but are we wrong? The gleaming, catalogue...

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...

Darlings, the glitterati attended the Vogue Paris Cocktail hosted by Carine Roitfeld in honour of Frida Giannini as part of Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week at Gucci Rue Royal Shop in Paris. Everyone wore Gucci and everyone thinks they’re more fabulous than you. Let’s rip those...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....