Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

Darlings, let’s all be really hard on Jessica. Ready? Go.   Jessica Alba arrives at MTV Studios in New York City. … Okay, that’s actually really cute. Somewhat standard in a lot of ways, but we have no real complaints. Total lie; we have one: those shoes look kinda...

Look, we get it. You’re attending a fashion show, you know you’re going to be photographed, so you make sure to have the designer send something over for you to wear. Haven’t we all been there, darlings? But Jessica… Jessica Alba attends the Kenzo Fall 2013 show during...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

There is not one thing wrong with this look. Sheer perfection.   Jessica Alba attends the 1st annual Baby2Baby gala in Culver City, California in a Valentino gown paired with Harry Winston jewelry. Valentino Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Caroline Brasch Nielsen And if that’s not a...

We really dig this outfit and we totally would have given her a WERQ, but Jessica, sweetie. You’re killing us here. Jessica Alba attends the 2012 Environmental Media Awards in Narciso Rodriguez. Narciso Rodriguez Spring 2013 Collection. Jimmy Choo ‘Canisa’ clutch. Giuseppe Zanotti...

Darlings, real quick:   Jessica Alba attends Self Magazine’s ‘Women Doing Good Awards’ in New York City in Valentino. Is this chic in a Patsy Stone kind of way or is it just too much going on and making her look older than she is? Also, what the hell does “SELF...

Miss Jessica looks very cute here; straddling the line between looking put together and dressing to get her shit done for the day.   Jessica Alba out and about in Los Angeles. Current/Elliott ‘The Stiletto Wildflower’ Jeans Surface to Air Cube Strap Wedge Sandal Celebrities...

Gotta say, Miss Jessica has been killing it lately.   Jessica Alba attends the Narciso Rodriguez Exclusive Fall Shoe Collection Event at Barney’s in NYC in a Narciso Rodriguez dress. Narciso Rodriguez Resort 2013 Collection It’s all so very scaled-down chic in a...

Jessica is a very busy woman, running all over New York, and she doesn’t have time for your silly picture-taking. Let’s assess her.   Jessica Alba out and about in New York City in an Elle Lauri skirt paired with Ralph Lauren platform sandals. Elle Lauri ‘Carrie’...

Celebrities attend the Atelier Versace Fall 2012 show at the Ritz hotel in Paris. Since we’re jealous that we weren’t there, let’s rip their outfits to shreds. With love, of course.   Christina Hendricks in Atelier Versace Spring 2012 Good Christ. Look, we’re just...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

This top is so super-cute it’s making even Jessica Alba crack a smile – and that happens about as often as an eclipse, darlings. Jessica Alba attends the Lucky Magazine “FABB Conference” in a ‘Delray’ tie embellished crew neck sweater by Alice + Olivia and...

Jessica takes some springtime colors out for a spin.   Alice + Olivia 5-Pocket Skinny Jeans Notice the subtle, practiced switching of the bag from right hand to left as she gets closer to the photographer. Attagirl. This is an adorably sassy little outfit. Love the jeans and LOVELOVELOVE that...

Sometimes a gal just wants some uncomplicated pretty in her life.   Jessica Alba attends V-Day Cocktails and Conversation with Eve Ensler in West Hollywood, California in a Carolina Herrera dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps, Jimmy Choo clutch, Vhernier earrings, and a Gray Gallery...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

In a lot of ways, this really isn’t all that tough a look to pull off: Jessica Alba at CHANEL “Numéros Privés” Opening Night Party and Dinner in Las Vegas in Chanel, of course. Chanel Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Danielle Zinaich (IMG) But she looks pretty damn flawless. We...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

To be fair, this looks like an exceedingly tough dress to pull off, so we give her a bit of credit for the attempt.   Jessica Alba attends the March of Dimes’ 6th Annual Celebration of Babies Luncheon in Beverly Hills in a Thakoon dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Thakoon...

We’ve been slinging some strongly stated opinions at you with the “In and Out” posts lately, so we thought we’d give someone else a chance to hold the spirit stick for a while and not impose ourselves on this one. We’re not feeling strongly about it one way or...

Much to discuss with Jessica’s look, darlings, which is in itself notable because normally the only thing worth voicing with her is “Honey, no,” and “Crack a smile, you’re rich and hot.” Jessica Alba attends the Armani Hotel Milano Opening in Armani Privé....