We are BEYOND bored with the trend this spring for black and/or white looks. But we have to say, sometimes someone comes along and nails it so perfectly that you can see why everyone else keeps trying to do it. Marion Cotillard (pictured with Director James Gray and Jeremy Renner) attends the...

Jeremy seems to be in a pretty gray mood at the moment. Jeremy Renner walks his dog in New York City. But Jeremy, how can you be cranky and colorless when you have that adorable little thing on a leash? Smile! Your puppy’s cute! Okay, maybe not as cute as Andrew Garfield’s, but...

Hansel and Gretel apparently can’t keep their hands off each other. Ew.   Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner attend the German premiere of ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ in Berlin. Gemma Arterton is wearing a Miu Miu dress. Miu Miu Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Martha...

Let’s do a boy, darlings. But can we just say that our jaws drop every time we see an ad for that Hansel & Gretel movie? It looks like a parody but apparently, it’s deadly serious. Oh, Hollywood. Silly little land. Onward. Jeremy Renner attends the premiere of “Hansel...

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

Hi, Jeremy Renner. We don’t like your suit.   Jeremy Renner attends the premiere of ‘The Bourne Legacy’ in Sydney in a Dolce&Gabbana suit, shirt and tie paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Our first reaction was a barely audible “Meh.” Black suit,...

And now, a Boy Break, brought to you by Esquire magazine…   Jeremy Renner covers the August 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Nigel Parry. The charms of Jeremy Renner have been fiercely debated here in the halls of T Lo Manor, with one side of the T Lo equation coming...

These boys are driving us nuts with their inconsistency. One premiere they’re looking fine; the next, they look like they all swapped suits at the last second. Are they only using stylists for every other premiere?   Chris Hemsworth This looks pretty good. A bit on the shiny side,...

Hit it, heroes! Avengers ASSEMBLE! Jeremy Renner, Roberty Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, and Mark Ruffalo attend the premiere of “The Avengers” in Moscow. Oh, well done, heroes. Seriously. Let’s break it down. Nina Ricci Pre-Fall 2012...

Lots of cuties wearing lots of really unfortunate suits, darlings. Let’s get to it.   Alexander Skarsgard and Stellan Skarsgard Daw. That’s kind of cute. We don’t think we’ve ever seen them together before. Sorry, dad. Sonny boy wins this one. His jacket’s a...

Here’s where differently minded kittens can explain something to us. Jeremy Renner covers the December 2011/January 2012 issue of Details magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy.   This guy. We don’t get it. On fixing up houses while auditioning: “I wasn’t super-happy being...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...