No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Get your coffee and allons-y! It’s time to make some celebrities CRY!   Alyson Hanningan in Alice + Olivia The dress is okay (but probably a little short on her). What really make us want to hug her are the silver peeptoe platform pumps because they’re not black peeptoe...

Once more, the dearth of good red carpet appearances has forced us to turn to television to solve all our problems. Believe us, it wouldn’t be the first time. Glee castmates Lea Michele and Chris Colfer put on their best church clothes to visit Andy’s clubhouse. Let’s...

Textbook example coming your way, bitches:   Miley Cyrus attends the 2011 American Giving Awards in LA in a Jenny Packham dress paired with Loree Rodkin jewelry. Jenny Packham Fall 2011 Collection This is a super-pretty dress. We don’t love these sorts of colorless gowns but when...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

That title sounds a little saucy, doesn’t it? Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrive to a reception in aid of the National Memorial Arboretum Appeal at St James’s Palace in London. Catherine wears a Jenny Packham gown. We just mean she hit the...

Darlings, it was the 2011 ESPY Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles! And all the stars in the sky who didn’t have other things to do were there! Amber Heard in Vivienne Westwood She’s got two scoops of boob in a single-scoop cone and the shape of the skirt makes it look like...

The Cambridges ARRIVE IN AMERICA TODAY OMFG SOMEONE HOLD ME CLOSE — sorry. The media freakout is infectious, apparently. Anyway, let’s check out the last of their Canadian outfits for the trip. Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge arrive in Calgary, Alberta....

Darlings, the Cambridges hit London in their finest to rub elbows with a bunch of gawkers. Let’s purse our lips, cock our heads, squint our eyes, and stroke our chins as we decide whether or not we approve of their outfits, mkay? Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke...

Angie and Brad showed up at the LA premiere of “The Tree of Life” at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art looking PISSED. Angelina Jolie is wearing a Jenny Packham gown. HE: Looks like a greasy douchebag. Don’t ever let it be said that we mince our words. Take your damn...

April 2011 issue of Entertainment Weekly Featuring Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon Photographed by James White Styled by Deborah Afshani What an odd combination. Even odder is their wholly unbelievable rapport and grinning at the camera. We realize we tend to be slightly more cynical...

  Vanessa Hudgens in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Too old for her; too big for her. If you can’t have the dress hemmed and you’re trailing a foot of fabric because you’re not model-tall, don’t wear the dress. And when we say “too old” for her, we...

Ashley Bell in Catherine Deane   So bland it’s practically invisible.       Ashley Tisdale in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Ditto. Chaka Khan Chaka Khan let us tell you what we wanna do; we’ll take you in our arms and fill you with our charms later. FIRST thing we...

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

Vanity Fair continues to host the most oddly named parties with the Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011 – Richard Mille Toasts Fox Searchlight Films party held at Bar Marmont in Hollywood. The invites must have been the size of a legal pad to fit all that in. Onward, fabulous soldiers....

Big fashion day for us tomorrow, kittens. Must get beauty sleep. Here are your talking points.   Mark Indelicato continues to impress us with his fashionbaby styling. Rosemary Ponzo is a big bag of crazy. Christina Hendricks looks really cute. Gabrielle Union is rocking that yellow...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....