Darlings, the 47th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards were held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada! And there are people whose dresses we have yet to criticize! Yeehaw!   Carrie Underwood in an Abed Mahfouz gown paired with Oscar de la Renta Shoes Ugh. Boring as hell....

Celebrity-watching is ever so much more fun than bird-watching, don’t you find? General Idea Fall 2012 Show Kellan Lutz We have a story. Unless you’re sitting directly across from them, it’s sometimes hard to see which celebrities are attending a show because the tent is...

Darlings, it was The Heart Truth’s Red Dress Fashion Show 2012 and we don’t think we’ve ever had so much fun at a runway show. The crowd was raucous and ramped-up, the music was LOUD, and every lady who walked that runway was a DIVA for those 3 minutes. Miss Chaka is a diva...

Let’s all head on back to the Glitter Hoedown, y’all!   Cherill Green Not a bad dress, and we realize the CMAs aren’t the Oscars, but this is a bit too tight and short for an awards show that’s not on MTV. Also, the shoes look cheap. And we don’t like her...

Yeehaw, darlings! It was the CMT Awards and everybody did their durndest to uphold the stereotype by dressing in really shitty clothing! We feel a Judgment coming on! Ashton Shepherd Ashton can’t be bothered worrying about red carpets. She’s due on the lanai with Rose and Dorothy...