We realize that most music awards ceremonies allow for a little leeway in terms of style. Any event that invites Nicki Minaj is an event where cray on the red carpet is to be expected. Even so:   Jennifer Morrison attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Kristian...

Y’know? We’re gonna have to give this one to her. She gets a LOT of shit wrong on the red carpet, which is frustrating as hell because it’s a milieu in which being a tall, thin, blonde white woman means you’re playing the game on the lowest difficulty setting. And yes,...

‘Once Upon A Time’ Jennifer Morrison attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a custom Donna Karan Atelier gown accessorized with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes and J. Herwitt jewelry.     [Photo Credit:...

‘Once Upon A time’ star Jennifer Morrison attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in a Dolce&Gabbana dress accessorized with House of Lavande jewelry.     [Photo Credit:...

Miss Jennifer, that is one whole hell of a lot of look for a talk show appearance.   ‘Once Upon A Time’ star Jennifer Morrison makes an appearance on the ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ show in a Maria Lucia Hohan silk mousseline gown with leather trimmings paired with Sethi...

We realize we’re in no position to go on about our fantasy dream job, because despite our constant whining, we’re well aware that we already have one. But an opinion does not form in our heads without eventually making a break for it and slipping out our mouths, so here goes: if...

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

One Upon a Time‘s Ginnifer Goodwin, Josh Dallas, Jennifer Morrison, Meghan Ory, Lee Arenberg and Jared Gilmore take some very staged-looking “candid” shots on set.   The cast of ‘Once Upon A Time’ filming scenes for the second season of in Richmond, Canada....

We don’t know, you guys. We watched the season 2 premiere of “Once Upon a Time” last night, and while we were never terribly captivated by the show, we usually found ourselves just interested enough in what’s going to happen next to keep tuning in, on a casual basis....

Time to play “Compare and Contrast,” kittens. Or maybe we should call it “Getting it Wrong and Getting it Right.” First, the wrong:   Jennifer Morrison attends the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Event in an Andrew Gn dress. Andrew Gn Spring 2012 Collection/Model:...

Quick assessment this time, because we’re really using this post as an excuse to talk more about her show. Jennifer Morrison attends celebration of her cover in Michigan Avenue magazine in a Victoria Beckham dress. Okay, working our way down from the top: Don’t love the hair; like...

Sweeties, there is a right way and a wrong way to do certain things. This? Jennifer Morrison attends The Paley Center For Media’s PaleyFest 2012 Honoring ‘Once Upon A Time’ in Beverly Hills in Theory. TOTALLY the wrong way. We love a lady in menswear and we love a lady who...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

Get your coffee and allons-y! It’s time to make some celebrities CRY!   Alyson Hanningan in Alice + Olivia The dress is okay (but probably a little short on her). What really make us want to hug her are the silver peeptoe platform pumps because they’re not black peeptoe...

Seems like every time we feature a starlet in Stella, the commentariat rises up as one in anger. Apparently, the bitter kittens aren’t fans.   Jennifer Morrison attends the premiere of “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” in NYC in a Stella McCartney dress...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...