Thanks to our Fairy Blogsisters, we absolutely can’t look at a picture of J Lo without hearing “Hola, Lovers.” Jennifer Lopez celebrates her birthday with her boyfriend in a Tom Ford dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Tom Ford Fall 2012 Collection Christian...

There’s something truly hilarious about the very idea of J Lo on the cover of Good Housekeeping. That woman hasn’t touched so much as a dust rag in 15 years.   Jennifer Lopez covers the latest issue of for Good Housekeeping South Africa magazine.   Now, denim boob...

J Lo is so sextastic in this getup and so astounded with her cat-like sensuality and body that drives men wild that she LITERALLY CANNOT CLOSE HER MOUTH. She is SHOCKED BY HER OWN SEXINESS. Jennifer Lopez celebrates the launch of her new single ‘Goin’ In’ in Las Vegas in a Zuhair Murad dress...

Satin-y blush dresses! The work of SATAN! Jennifer Lopez attends the premiere of “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” in Los Angeles in a Maria Lucia Hohan gown paired with Jacqueline Nerguizian Fine Jewelry.  Y’know… even though we hate the color and think the...

This was a “Honey, NO” moment if ever we saw one:   Jennifer Lopez attends Summer Tour Press Conference in California in a Lanvin dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps. Lanvin Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Nimue Smit (NEXT) We don’t know what sort of alchemy or magic...

We spend a decent amount of time making fun of J Lo for her divalicious ways, but there’s something one must never forget about divas, even when they do ridiculous things:   Jennifer Lopez covers the April 2012 issue of US Vogue photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott in a...

Oh, Miss Jenny.   Jennifer Lopez attends the “American Idol” Finalists Party in a Randi Rahm dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and H. Stern jewelry. We are SO looking forward to your looming middle age. It promises to be HILARIOUS. But sweetie, we’re pretty sure a dress...

Okay, we fully admit that we’re not the people best qualified to answer this (which is why we’re asking it), but…  Jennifer Lopez for the Spring 2012 issue of V magazine photographed by Mario Testino and styled by Carine Roitfeld.   Bodysuit by Dolce & Gabbana. Robe...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

The last thing we want to do is sound stuffy, but  isn’t this just a bit much for the Oscars? Sure, it’s Diva-Spectacular and showing off the body is and always has been her thing. And we’re definitely not making an age-appropriate point here. She looks spectacular in the...

Say what you will about Jenny From the Block, the lady has excellent taste in outerwear (if not men). She’s been running around town with her not-at-all skeletal new beau, wearing a different coat each time. We wonder what the criteria are for deciding which one to wear. Or does she...

Gotta give it up for Jenny here. Jennifer Lopez at “American Idol” Season 11 Auditions in Pasadena, California. Coat by The Row. Trousers by Milly. Shoes by Charlotte Olympia. The Row Hamilton Wool-Crepe Coat Charlotte Olympia Dolly Velvet Platform Pumps Because a pairing of a...

Lorenzo has fallen in love with J Lo. You have to understand, for many years she occupied a spot on his Celebrity Hate List (and don’t you dare sniff; you have one, even if you won’t admit it), somewhere between Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon and the very sight of her on our...

The Oscars and Emmys don’t pull the nominees out of the audience and make them re-enact scenes from their nominated performances so red carpet posts tend to suffice for coverage. But with the AMAs, where half the audience gets their own number onstage, there are multiple opportunities...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

As a mother, a person, and an entertainer, J Lo covers the latest issue of Glamour after having staged a robbery on a jewelry store, apparently.   Jennifer Lopez covers the December 2011 issue of Glamour magazine photographed by Matthias Vriens-McGrath and styled by Melissa Ventosa....

Maybe we’re a little cross-eyed after watching and reviewing Pan Am, but doesn’t this have a sort of swinging ’60s stewardess vibe to it? Jennifer Lopez Appears at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas in a Camilla and Marc dress paired with Jimmy Choo ‘Kiln’ booties....

Celebrities are not like us, darlings. Not exactly a profound statement but one that bears revisiting right now. Because you see, when non-celebrities go through breakups, they turn to friends and family to help them make sense of what just happened, get them drunk, co-sign on the Ben &...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

Darlings, J Lo has decided being a diva is not enough and she’s taken it to the next step. Super-villain. Jennifer Lopez attends the Capital Radio’s Summertime Ball 2011 in London in head-to-toe python. Lanvin Resort 2011 Collection/Model: Ana Laura Kapetanovic Christian Louboutin...

The entertainment industry’s happiest couple is at it again!  Jennifer Lopez and her sunny, bubbly, lights-up-a-room  husband, Marc Anthony attended The Samsung Hope For Children Gala. Jennifer Lopez is wearing a Temperley dress paired with Louboutin shoes. Temperley London Fall 2011...