Let’s get a Diva all up in this joint on Sausage Friday before we get overwhelmed with, well, all that sausage. We can pretend we’re at an old-fashioned circuit party.   Jennifer Lopez attends the 2013 amfAR Inspiration Gala New York at The Plaza Hotel in New York City in a...

Mkay, Mommy and Daddy are tired after that epic, novel-length Mad Style post. But a Bitter Kitten is a hungry kitten. And a demanding one. So we know you’re all expecting a constant flow of entertainment and bitchery to help you get through the day. Here’s what we’re gonna...

We’re a little tapped out after that Mad Men post. Much fashion finery to discuss today, darlings, so we’ve got to mainline some caffeine pronto. But in the meantime, J Lo would like to come out and entertain you all.   Jennifer Lopez performs onstage during the 2013...

Sometimes, words fail us. No, really. Most of the time we can spin out a couple hundred words about why we like or dislike a look, but this time? We don’t know. We just like it.   Jennifer Lopez heads out of an office building in New York City. Giuseppe Zanotti Spring 2013 Metal...

Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

We are convinced that Hakkasan nightclub went on the cheap and hired a J Lo impersonator for its grand opening.   Jennifer Lopez attends Hakkasan Las Vegas Grand Opening Celebration in a Saint Laurent one-shoulder dress accessorized with Brian Atwood pumps and a Tom Ford clutch. Because...

Like all true Divas, J Lo knows one very important rule – and it’s one we all can learn from and make part of our own lives. It’s simply this: Jennifer Lopez heads out to dinner in Santa Monica, California in a Topshop cropped sweater paired with a pencil skirt, a Valentino...

This elicited a surprised “Oh!” from us. We expect J Lo to wear something diva-crazy, but it’s a bit of a shock to see her step out in a “Carrie Bradshaw, circa 1998″ getup. Jennifer Lopez attends Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night XIX in Phoenix, Arizona...

We stared at these pictures for quite a while, our brains scrambling desperately to make sense of what we were seeing. After a time, we found ourselves voicing the same conclusion; the only conclusion one could make, really.   Jennifer Lopez attends the Topshop Topman LA Opening Party in...

J Lo went to lunch and the press treated it like the Queen of England rode into town on a unicorn. Which is as it should be, really. Jennifer Lopez in Beverly Hills in a Versace ensemble paired with a Valentino clutch. Valentino Animal Rock Star Studded Clutch Everyone in the restaurant stood...

Jennifer Lopez attends the Las Vegas premiere of ‘Parker’ in a Kaufmanfranco Spring 2013 sheer paneled backless column gown acessorized with a Ferragamo clutch.     [Photo Credit:...

If we were more manipulative sorts, we’d have a headline something like “J LO HITS THE RED CARPET IN A BRIDAL GOWN! BITCH IS CRAZY!” But just as you eagerly click on the link, visions of a Latina Miss Havisham dancing in your heads, you would be met with this:  ...

Part of what makes Diva-ism so fun is that there’s a very fine line separating a true Diva from a supervillain. Miss Jenny, bless her tacky heart, is right on the line here:   Jennifer Lopez out and about in NYC in an A.L.C. ensemble paired with Christian Louboutin boots. A.L.C....

We’re feeling the need for a shot of diva in our morning coffee.   Jennifer Lopez attends The Weinstein Company’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Zuhair Murad couture gown. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection As far as we’re concerned, there’s good...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

J Lo gets the “Xena, Warrior Stripper” treatment in the pages of Harper’s. But first, she wants to be the gift that keeps on giving.   Jennifer Lopez covers the February 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Katja Rahlwes and styled by Jodie...

We’re gonna go with the assumption that the strange hair color is a result of lighting quirks; otherwise, we’d have to assume that she dyed her forearm to match her hair and even J Lo’s not that crazy. Jennifer Lopez made an appearance at the Cavalli Club and Restaurant in...

Y’know, normally we might withhold our snaps from a look like this:   Jennifer Lopez attends the 21th UNESCO charity gala in Düsseldorf, Germany in a Lanvin gown. Lanvin One-Shoulder Lace Gown But she fell so far and so hard off the style horse this month that we can’t do...

J Lo is very respectful toward local cultures she visits in her travels. It’s inspiring, really. She should have been an anthropologist or something. Here, we see her in the wilds of London, taking on the attributes of the local tribe known as Chavs in order to better blend in with the...

We’re trying to keep the “On the Street” posts under the new “Celebrity” tag, but this one requires a full T Lo fashion assessment, and besides, this outfit was clearly chosen for maximum attention. At first glance, we thought, “Hey, it’s kind of...

Brace yourself, kittens. This might be hard for you to accept until you see it with your own eyes, but after much debate and consideration of the following pictures, we have come to the difficult conclusion that … Jennifer Lopez is officially Trying Too Hard. We were shocked too.  ...