Jennifer Garner looks like some sort of brightly colored, tropical lizard. There. How’s that for an opener?   Jennifer Garner attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Gucci dress paired with a Roger Vivier clutch and Neil Lane jewelry. We were happy to see such a rich color in a sea of...

Jennifer Garner attends the 65th Annual Directors Guild of America Awards in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with Cartier jewelry and a Ferragamo clutch and sandals. Antonio Berardi Resort 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

We think Jen has been looking mighty bad in her public appearances lately – and in typical us fashion, made sure everyone else knew that – but Mama’s got it going on when she dresses down:   Jennifer Garner out and about in Los Angeles. Lanvin Suede Slip-On Boot...

Darlings, we’ve been silent on this topic for too long and now we simply must ask the question. What happened to Jennifer Garner?   Jennifer Garner attends the premiere of ‘Argo’ in Washington D.C. in a Roberto Cavalli dress. Certainly, you can’t accuse anyone...

Hit it, powerful women!   Ashley Greene in Roland Mouret It’s good. Nothing awe-inspiring or anything, but when you look like her, a tight red dress is sometimes all you need. It’s a bit too tight, though. She’s right on the verge of baby heads. And we hate the shoes,...

It’s not a dress at all, but the principle’s the same. Look, don’t start with us, okay? It’s Monday.   Jennifer Garner heads to the screening of her new movie “The Odd Life of Timothy Green” in NYC in a top and skirt by No. 21 paired with Yves Saint Laurent...

We like this dress more in theory than in practice.   Jennifer Garner on her way into the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ in New York City in an Yves Saint Laurent dress. Yves Saint Laurent Leather Panel Dress It’s got a bit of an edge to it, which we appreciate....

  The world premiere of “Arthur” was held at the Zeigfeld Theatre in New York City last night and apparently the style directive was “Stars in beige, co-stars in secretarial drag.” Let’s move in for a closer (and bitchier) look. Helen Mirren in Lanvin Resort...