Theroux and Aniston in NYC May13

Theroux and Aniston in NYC

We’re sorry, but we burst out laughing at the first sight of these pictures and even now, we still can’t stop laughing when we look at them.   Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston seen walking back on Madison Avenue after shopping at Barney’s and dining at Fred’s...

Jennifer Aniston in Christian Dior Apr17

Jennifer Aniston in Christian Dior

Jennifer Maria Aniston! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT CHRISTIAN DIOR DRESS?   Jennifer Aniston attends the premiere of ‘Call Me Crazy: A Five Film’ in West Hollywood, California in a Christian Dior tuxedo-style top and shorts paired with a Tom Ford clutch and Jimmy Choo heels....

Oscars 2013 Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Jennifer Aniston Feb25

Oscars 2013 Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Jennifer...

We keep switching back and forth between the runway shot and the red carpet shot, muttering to each other, “How does she do that?”   Jennifer Aniston attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Valentino couture gown paired with a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch and Fred Leighton...

IN or OUT: Jennifer Aniston in Christian Dior Jan10

IN or OUT: Jennifer Aniston in Christian Dior

We’ve spent so much time ragging on poor Jen about her predilection for wearing sequined bathtowels, and now that we’ve effectively broken her of the habit (we like to think, because we’re just that influential), we find it hard to criticize her, even when we think she got...

Pairs Division: Aniston & Theroux Nov16

Pairs Division: Aniston & Theroux

Darlings, we not only haven’t done a Pairs Division post in a good while, we also haven’t checked in on Miss Jen in far too long. If nothing else, we can all talk about the absolutely obnoxious engagement ring she’s sporting.   Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attend...

Jennifer Aniston in Burberry Jun08

Jennifer Aniston in Burberry

Hey, Jen. Jennifer Aniston attends the 40th AFI Life Achievement Award honoring Shirley MacLaine in a Burberry gown paired with Tabitha Simmons sandals and a Valentino clutch. Tabitha Simmons Flossie Ayers Valentino VaVa-Voom Flap Bag Stop pursing your lips at us. We know we haven’t...

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Chanel Feb23

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Chanel

You guys! Jen really meant it when she said recently that she was going to shake up her style! Darlings, slapping her in the face a couple of times a month for the last couple of years actually WORKED! Who should we spend the next year slapping across the face? We only want to use our awesome...

WERQ: Jennifer Aniston in Tom Ford Feb17

WERQ: Jennifer Aniston in Tom Ford

Long time readers are granted a few moments to get over their shock. God knows we needed some time. But look: Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of “Wanderlust” in Westwood, California in a Tom Ford Spring 2012 dress. Tom Ford Spring 2012 Collection Look at how stylish this is! Look...

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Dolce & Gabbana Jan30

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Dolce & Gabbana

We still have at least one more megapost rundown of a bunch of SAG Awards looks, but let’s shine our spotlight in another direction for a moment. Let’s all look at Jen. Jennifer Aniston at the 64th Annual Directors Guild Of America Awards in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with...

Elle’s Women in Hollywood Oct25

Elle’s Women in Hollywood

For its November issue, Elle magazine got a bunch of Hollywood legends, current stars, and up-and-comers to sit down for their cameras and bring out their inner supermodels. Everyone looks great, but Babs, Michelle, Viola and Freida really stand out. We’re sorry to say Evan Rachel Wood...

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Kaufmanfranco Oct18

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Kaufmanfranco

It’s been a while since we pissed off a bunch of Jen-o-philes. Let’s get crackin’. Jennifer Aniston attends the ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in a Kaufmanfranco dress paired with Balenciaga sandals, a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch, and Fred Leighton...

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture Jul21

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture

We’re getting a little tired of being gentle with this one and offering hosannas to the slightest move outside of her tiny little comfort zone. It’s time to get bitchy again. Jennifer Aniston attends the UK film premiere of ‘Horrible Bosses’ in a Valentino dress and...

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Prada Jul08

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Prada

This is one of those things that’s going to make us sound either endearingly empathetic or like we’re desperate to sound like we’re endearingly empathetic (depending on how cynical you are), but when we see someone who is clearly uncomfortable with whatever they’re...

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Nina Ricci Jun28

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Nina Ricci

Kittens, we do believe we’ve just been sent a secret message by Jennifer Aniston. Observe: Jennifer Aniston makes an appearance on “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” in Nina Ricci. It’s as if she turned directly to us and said “Listen, you two hissing bitches,...

In or Out: Jen Aniston in Vivienne Westwood May06

In or Out: Jen Aniston in Vivienne Westwood

Jennifer Aniston made a little trip to Sephora so she can flog her new fragrance wearing Vivienne Westwood. We should all judge her. All apologies to Miss Hillary Swank, but as soon as we saw this picture we shouted “CLOSE THE VOTING! WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!” We like to pretend...

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Mar11

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Valentino

  Jennifer Aniston attends a photocall to promote her new fragrance “Jennifer Aniston” in Mexico City in a Valentino couture dress.    Valentino Spring 2011 Couture Model: Kamila Filipcikova (IMG) Come back, Jen. We’re going to say something nice. Wipe that...

SHOCKING Jennifer Aniston Hair Development! Feb22

SHOCKING Jennifer Aniston Hair Development!

  Jennifer Aniston unveils a new haircut, signaling the End Times and causing the moon to fall out of the sky, while attending a photocall for ‘Sigueme El Rollo’ ( ‘Just Go With It’) in Madrid.   Aw, she looks so adorably nervous and unsure of herself....

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Dolce & Gabbana Feb10

In or Out: Jennifer Aniston in Dolce & Gabbana

Jennifer Aniston attends the premiere of “Just Go With It” in New York City in Dolce & Gabbana paired with Gucci shoes and a Burberry bag.   It’s really not much of a departure for her. Black has always been in her teeny-tiny stable of “colors” and...

Jennifer Aniston for Allure Magazine Jan19

Jennifer Aniston for Allure Magazine

Allure Magazine February 2011 Issue Photographed by Michael Thompson Fashion Editor: Paul Cavaco Darlings, a team of computer wizards built a virtual Jen Aniston from the ground up and posed her like Lolita. Why, we don’t know. But first, controversial actress-y sound bites! On the...

If We Were Her Gays: Jennifer Aniston Jan07

If We Were Her Gays: Jennifer Aniston

We admit it. Our first two choices for the IWWHG feature – January Jones and Jen here – were chosen for totally mercenary reasons. One: they both need style interventions, and two: they have doll bodies, which are easy to pick out clothes for without the benefit of a dressing...

Oscars 2009 – Part 2 Feb23

Oscars 2009 – Part 2

  Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture Spring 2009 She must’ve shit herself when she saw Anne Hathaway’s dress but she really should have shit herself when she saw what her hairstylist did. Jessica Biel in Prada The dress is just okay. Love the jewelry, hate the hair. Amanda...