It’s opening night for the best-dressed cast in television, darlings. With some notable exceptions, of course.   Alison Brie in Emil Couture Notable exception Number One. Actually, the dress is kind of cute, even if the collar and cuffs feel like a bit much. We think the shoes are...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

For our first trick of the day, we’re going to criticize a pregnant woman for going out in public. January Jones out and about in Santa Monica. J Brand 3405 Maternity Straight Leg Reed Krakoff Gym Top Handle Bag Oh, come on; you should know us better than that. Of course we’re not...

Jesus Christ, January Jones, must we tell you how to do everything? When you have your first big budget blockbuster movie come out after making a splash on basic cable, and when you have tongues a-wagging (as they say; we certainly don’t talk like that) about the identity of your baby...

January Jones has that new X-Men movie coming out and since she gives good face, you can expect to see quite a bit of her staring back at you from the magazine rack. Here she is gracing the cover of Allure, and because it’s Allure, she’s made up impeccably. Allure magazine June...

  Giorgio Armani’s woven leather jacket and plissé knit gown. W Magazine May 2011 Issue “The Devil in Miss Jones” Photographed by Craig McDean Styled by Lori Goldstein Hair by Oribe Salon Miami Beach Makeup by Jeanine Lobell for Chanel Do you like Betty? She’s superficial,...

  Gucci Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Joan Smalls The Marie Claire UK May 2011 Issue features January Jones, who really needs to take more modeling jobs until Mad Men gets back on its feet. But first: On her role in Mad Men: “I’d done films, but never TV. I was hesitant...

Versace has launched an eyewear capsule collection inspired by January Jones called “January J.” It is said to be inspired by ’50s and ’60s movie stars and her character Betty Draper on Mad Men. And before we get to the press release sound bites, we’d just like...

  January Jones arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of “Unknown” in Alexander McQueen.    Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2011 Collection Model: Juju Ivanyuk (NATHALIE)      What have we always said about this girl? That she should stick to simple and...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...

Jon Hamm and January Jones got their mid-century drag on to be photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair . They were expertly styled by Michael Roberts using mostly current looks to evoke the early ’60s clothing the two wear so well on Mad Men. Isaac Mizrahi dress Valentino...

Are we all gearing up for next month’s start of season 3 of Mad Men? God knows we are. We’ve been watching and re-watching the DVDs of the first two seasons and we are salivating in anticipation. To whet your appetites, here’s a little of our favorite repressed housewife. In...

Slip into your bitchpants, ladies! Teri Hatcher in Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2009 We have no doubt you’re getting tired of hearing this from us, but there are certain colors that need to take a hiatus from the red carpet for a while. Namely, red, black, and white. Any pedants who want...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...