Darlings, we tweeted for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS last night! And can we just say? If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you wind up waking up over and over again. We’re pretty sure that’s because our dreams were all only 140 characters long. Hit it!...

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

Darlings, Sunday night is Hollywood’s Prom, the Academy Awards. And you know how it is with proms: yours were always less extravagant and more wholesome than the ones those awful kids are having today. And what’s with all these pre-prom parties? Why, in our day, we were lucky to...