We don’t know how we’re going to fit it into our already heavy TV-viewing schedule, but we are SO PUMPED for the premiere of American Horror Story this week. Hit it, bitches!   Andrew Rannells  Kudos to him for putting in the effort, but we’re thinking this is not the...

Kittens, it was the 14th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards! And people showed up!   Amber Valetta in Roland Mouret A fabulous dress on her in a color fabulously suited to her … and it’s all shot to hell with a no-effort hairstyle, bad lip color, and Payless shoes.  ...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Darlings, most of the cast of Glee stopped their dancing and singing long enough to get dressed up (or rather “dressed” “up”) for the Fox All-Star Party. Let’s ignore the ugly backdrop that looks like every ’70s kitchen floor and see how they did. Chord...

Miss Jane has wounded us many times on the red carpet. When she wears dresses, she makes the classic Meryl Streep mistake of wearing things too big and ballroom-y; too shiny and heavy. Rarely do we see her looking comfortable in a dress and we don’t think for a second that has anything...

Precious Unborn Fawns, it was the  2011 Critics’ Choice Television Awards, an event that inspired neither gowns nor the employment of stylists, apparently. To be fair, almost everyone looked okay. Mostly boring looks, but very few disasters. Lets rip them anyway. Anna Torv in Rachel Roy...

Because we’ll never say no to page hits from Gleeks, here are some pics from something last night called the “Glee Academy Screening and Q&A,” which sounds straightforward, but we have no idea what the “Academy” refers to. Too confusing. Let’s look at...

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...

Kittens, Paleyfest 2011 honored the cast of “Glee” last night by having them all sit in on a panel. We’re sure interesting things were said, but let’s be shallow and make it all about the clothes, mkay? It was a casual event, but most of them look really cute, which...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

Yes, it’s the 22nd Annual Producers Guild Awards, held at The Beverly Hilton hotel in Beverly Hills! Let’s get judgey with it!   Amy Adams in Andrew Gn spring 2010 It’s funny. She’s so respectable (boring) with her red carpet choices that we find ourselves loving...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

The Glee cast showed up for the 2011 Fox All-Star Party at Villa Sorriso in Pasadena. Let’s judge them like it’s a sporting competition!   Naya Rivera in Christoforos Kotentos Fall 2010 We’ve got to give her a lot of credit. We don’t exactly love this dress on...