Jane Fonda attends the ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Versace. Versace Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke     [Photo Credit: getty,...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

We breathed a sigh of relief at this outfit. And we suspect Jane did as well.   Jane Fonda attends the Premiere Of HBO’s “The Newsroom” in Hollywood, California. She cut quite the figure on the Cannes red carpet last month, but ultimately, we found most of her getups...

Darlings, let’s check in with Miss Lady again to see how she’s rocking the Cannes red carpet septuagenarian-style. Jane Fonda attends premiere of “De Rouille et d’Os” during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Stella McCartney gown paired with Chopard...

Early morning services will begin with Miss Jane Fonda, as she delivers the homily.   Jane Fonda attends opening ceremony during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in an Atelier Versace gown paired with Chopard diamond earrings and ring from the Animal World collection. Atelier Versace Fall...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Darlings, it was the closing ceremony at the Cannes Film Festival and some of the ladies BROUGHT IT. Kirsten Dunst in Chanel Chanel Spring 2010 Couture Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren (ELITE) Kiki is back in the hizzy, you guys. This is the best she’s looked in ages. Oh sure, you all...

Darlings, it was the 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival and everyone showed up in a crappy dress! Seriously, we don’t know what happened here. Maybe they’re all scraping the bottom of their luggage because they’ve worn all the...

Darlings, the blondes came out for the Sleeping Beauty premiere at Cannes and the results were mixed. Let’s run down the looks. Diane Kruger in Calvin Klein   These types of dresses (minimal, usually white, usually CK) suit her very well, but they’ve practically become a...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...