Oh, Brooklyn, honey! It looks like you may have gotten one right this time! Sort of! Brooklyn Decker attends the premiere of “Battleship” in Australia in a J. Mendel gown. J. Mendel Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Toni Garrn T Lo Editorial Meeting, 4/10/12, 7:15 AM EDT: T: I hate it....

  Rachel Zoe Yes, the crocus is blooming, but let’s cast our fashion minds forward to the next time the weather turns cold and the leaves go out in a blaze of glory. Winter whites, darlings: cool, creamy, and sophisticated, they’re a defiant shot of light in the midst of a...

Oh, all right.   Taylor Swift attends the 2012 Academy Of Country Music Awards in a J. Mendel dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and  Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. J. Mendel Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Kate King Girl, we’ve given you a fair amount of shit over the years, but...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Darlings, we tweeted for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS last night! And can we just say? If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you wind up waking up over and over again. We’re pretty sure that’s because our dreams were all only 140 characters long. Hit it!...

Kittens, it was the 14th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards! And people showed up!   Amber Valetta in Roland Mouret A fabulous dress on her in a color fabulously suited to her … and it’s all shot to hell with a no-effort hairstyle, bad lip color, and Payless shoes.  ...

Especially in the opening half of the show, there was a stark simplicity to many of the looks, with pure whites dominating the runway at first and bits of color and contrast appearing gradually. It was almost illustrative; as if to say, “We’ll start off by defining glamour and...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

It would be so awesome if Shelley dyed her hair purple just to freak everyone out, but alas, it’s just a halo effect from the lights.   First Lady Michelle Obama at the BET Honors 2012  in Washington, D.C. in a J. Mendel gown. J. Mendel Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Beth Whitson In...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Dolls, we don’t know if you heard, but there’s this Twilight movie thing coming out.   Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart attend “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1″ Los Angeles Premiere. Kristen Stewart is wearing a J. Mendel dress. J. Mendel Spring 2012...

Let’s all head on back to the Glitter Hoedown, y’all!   Cherill Green Not a bad dress, and we realize the CMAs aren’t the Oscars, but this is a bit too tight and short for an awards show that’s not on MTV. Also, the shoes look cheap. And we don’t like her...

We want to offer positive support to Olivia here, because we think she made a bold choice and we’re all about the bold choices.   Olivia Wilde attends the Glamour Reel Moments 2011 – held at the Directors Guild of America in Los Angeles in a J. Mendel dress paired with Brian...

Lea usually poses all the time looking like her inner monologue is something along the lines of, well… “WERQ it, girl!” Still, despite the fact that she looks like she’s congratulating herself all the time, we feel the need to concur just this once.   Lea Michele...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Darlings, those little Glee moppets put on their best theater club smiles and pretty clothes for the premiere of “Glee: The 3D Concert Movie” in Los Angeles. You can practically hear the shrieking of tweens and middle-aged gay men in the pictures. Most of the cast did really well,...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

Darlings, certain outfits appearing on red carpets this week didn’t rate posts of their own. Let’s judge them anyway! Anne Hathaway attends The 13th Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball in Prada. This is NOT working for us. The color blocking is strange and that pale pink...