Darlings, we have tons to do today and the coffee’s not working as well as it should be, so let’s start the week off with an easy one. Kristin Davis attends the “Chocolat au Vin” benefit for St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital at Capitale in New York...

Let’s make one more swing through Cannes, shall we? Penelope Cruz attends the ‘Broken Embraces’ premiere at the Grand Theatre Lumiere during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival. Marchesa Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Kiki Kang We’re not quite sure what’s going on...

We Cannes do it, bitches! Eva Longoria Parker attends the Bright Star Premiere held at the Palais Des Festivals during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival in Atelier Versace. Atelier Versace Spring 2009 CoutureModel: Georgina Stojiljkovic Oh wow, honey. No. We love this dress; adore...

Darlings we are so behind on our Cannes posts! We have some major catching up to do. Sharon Stone attends the ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Premiere at the Grand Theatre Lumiere during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival. Balmain Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Anna Selezneva Oh, Sharon. You...

Angelina Jolie (and accessory) attends the Inglorious Basterds Premiere held at the Palais Des Festivals during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival. Jesus Christ, they are a ridiculously good-looking couple. Versace Fall 2008 CollectionModel: Lily Donaldson It’s virtually...

Anne Hathaway attends the 54th Annual Village Voice Obie Awards at Webster Hall in New York City. Proenza Schouler Pre-Fall 2009 Collection Model: Hanne Gaby Odiele Matchy-match purse! Matchy-match purse! Oh god, this is the trend now, isn’t it? It’s gonna kill us. Aside from...

Tilda Swinton attends the “Up” Premiere at the Palais De Festival during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival in Haider Ackerman. Haider Ackerman Fall 2009 Collection Even when she gets it wrong, she does it so much better than anyone else. Let’s start with what we...

Evangeline Lilly attends the Vengeance Premiere at the Grand Theatre Lumiere during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival: Valentino Spring 2009 Couture Collection Model: Charlotte di Calypso We miss Lost already! This dress, while gorgeous, is not the dress for Evie here. She’s...

Amy Adams attends the premiere of “Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian” at the National Air and Space Museum in Washington, DC. Roland Mouret Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Hanna Rundlof There are a lot of things to love about Amy Adams. One of them is that she has so far...

Elizabeth Banks attends the premiere of ”Spring Fever” at the Grand Theatre Lumiere during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival in Andrew Gn. Andrew Gn Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Yulia Kharlaponova It’s a high-impact dress, that’s for sure. Very “movie...

Michelle Monaghan attends the 2009 Free Arts NYC Benefit auction at 205 West 39th Street in New York City in Calvin Klein. Hmmm. This one’s a toughie. Calvin Klein Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Diana Farkhullina On the one hand, it’s definitely an eye-catching dress. On the other...

January Jones attends “The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in modified Michael Kors. We saved this one for an In or Out because we’re not sure what to think of it. Have a look: Michael Kors Fall 2009...

Liv Tyler attends Time’s 100 Most Influential People in the World Gala at the Frederick P. Rose Hall at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City in Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Magdalena Frackowiak We believe it was the great Coco Chanel who said...

Poodles, during one of our twice-daily board meetings here at T Lo Media International, we both agreed that it would be a good idea to take a break from SJP for a while. We were getting sick of her and since, in our opinion, she hasn’t really been putting the effort out lately, we...

God bless Sharon Stone, we say. In an age where celebrities have everything down to their bodily functions press managed, she brings the old school batshit crazy diva bit in a big, big way. She’s Norma Desmond 2.0. Sharon Stone attends An Evening With Women: Celebrating Art, Music,...

Okay ladies, here’s a puzzle for you. How do you go from this… Debra Messing attends the premiere of “Whatever Works” during the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival at Ziegfeld in New York City in Donna Karan Pre-Fall 2009 …to this? Debra Messing attends the CHANEL and...

Beyonce attends the premiere of “Obsessed” presented by The Cinema Society & MCMat the School of Visual Arts in New York City. And whatever goodwill she generated in us for her fashion choices earlier in the week has all but evaporated. We’re right back to too tight, too...

Check out Miss Thing here! Once she gets away from her mother’s glue gun monstrosities, it turns out she can actually put an outfit together! She arrived at the Ed Sullivan Theater wearing a Roberto Cavalli dress, Jillian Lewis coatand Ruthie Davis gold ‘Odyssey’ shoes....

Kristin Davis attends the 1st Historic Health Summit Gala held at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, California wearing an Oscar de la Renta dress and Judith Leiber clutch. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Heidi Mount This illustrates what we like to call NTDFY: Not The Dress...

Check out Miss Thing here! Once she gets away from her mother’s glue gun monstrosities, it turns out she can actually put an outfit together! She arrived at the Ed Sullivan Theater wearing a Roberto Cavalli dress, Jillian Lewis coatand Ruthie Davis gold ‘Odyssey’ shoes....

Halle Berry arrives on the red carpet of “The Soloist” premiere at the Paramount Theatre in Hollywood. Alright, let’s get this out of the way first: it’s a fine dress; great colors, perfect fit, shows off her slammin’ bod. The ribbon under the boobs is a little...