Another amuse bouche for our minions. Eva Mendes attends the Opening Ceremony and Baaria Red Carpet at the Sala Grande during the 66th Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy wearing Dolce & Gabbana Resort 2010. Y’know, there’s so much wrongness here that we’re a little...

A little amuse bouche to cleanse the palate (and give us time to get screencaps). Sandra Bullock attends the Los Angeles premiere of “All About Steve” at the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood wearing Lanvin. Lanvin Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Edita Vilkeviciute Since...

Angelina Jolie attends the Los Angeles premiere of “Inglorious Basterds” at the Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood wearing Michael Kors and Dior heels. Michael Kors Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Heidi Mount Even though neither of us are big fans of leather dresses and even...

January Jones and Christina Hendricks attend the “Mad Men” season 3 premiere at the Directors Guild Theatre in West Hollywood, California. January! You took our advice! Andrew Gn Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Valeria Dmitrienko How else to explain this sudden turnaround? Clearly, she...

January Jones and Christina Hendricks attend the 2009 TCA AMC cocktail reception at The Langham Huntington Hotel in Pasadena, California. Catherine Malandrino Fall 2008 Collection Christina’s been hit or miss in the past, partially because you really have to know what you’re doing...

Amy Adams attends the “Julie & Julia” premiere at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City in Carolina Herrera. We can’t wait to see this movie! Carolina Herrera Resort 2010 CollectionModel: Taylor Kraemer Admittedly, the neckline on this one is kind of strange and...

Gwyneth Paltrow at the Children of The City Champions of Hope Benefit Gala in New York City wearing Preen and Giuseppe Zanotti ankle boots. Yikes. Preen Fall 2009 Collection Model: Edita Vilkeviciute It’s not a bad dress, but for some reason it’s not the dress for her. It’s...

Jennifer Lopez celebrating her 40th birthday at the Edison Ballroom in New York City in Roberto Cavalli. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2009 Collection This is an illustration of the maxim that the dress must fit the woman wearing it. We’re not talking about technical fit; we’re talking...

Are we seeing a return to Diva-hood? Miss Whitney’s cleaned up her act and has a new album, “I Look To You,” which will be released September 1. The requisite promo shots are by the legendary Patrick Demarchelier. Let’s take a judgmental look together, shall we? Hervé...

Demi Moore attends the White Party hosted by Sean “Diddy” Combs and Ashton Kutcher to help raise awareness for Malaria No More held at a Private Residence in Beverly Hills wearing Andrew Gn. Say what you will about these two – that they’re enjoying a level of fame in...

Enough with all this reality TV talk, let’s get our fashion on, bitches! Cate Blanchett attends the Armani Privé Fall 2009 Couture show during Paris Fashion Week at Palais de Chaillot in Paris wearing Armani Privé, and ohmigod, kittens… … she nailed it once again. Armani...

Sandra Bullock attends a photocall for “The Proposal”, at Villa Magna Hotel in Madrid, Spain wearing Michael Kors and Azzedine Alaïa platform shoes. Michael Kors Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Anna Jagodzinska Y’know, we’ve always had a bit of a thing for Sandy. Anyone...

Beyonce Knowles arrives at the 2009 BET Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California. Our first thought: Oh good lord, honey. Balmain Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Lara Stone The dress isn’t bad at all, in fact it’s perfect for her in a lot of ways. The thing is (as...

Lucy Liu attends the Persol “Incognito Design Exhibition” at The Whitney Museum of American Art in New York City in Giambattista Valli. Giambattista Valli Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Kasia Struss Does this bitch age? Y’know, this could have gone either way. That’s a...

Jodie Foster attends the Women In Film 2009 Crystal + Lucy Awards at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City, California in Giorgio Armani. Giorgio Armani Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Ilze Bajare Clearly, Jodie’s not an “I enjoy being a girl” kinda girl, but she always...

Maggie Grace attends the 2009 Whitney Contemporaries Art Party And Auction at Skylight in New York City in Christian Siriano. Christian Siriano Fall 2009 Collection She rocked his dress at the CFDAs the other night, but this is a big bleh. Shapeless and plain and just not doing a thing for...

Jennifer Aniston attends the Women In Film 2009 Crystal + Lucy Awards at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Century City, California in a modified Prada dress. What do we think of this one, kittens? Prada Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Sasha Pivovarova On the one hand, she clearly works damn...

Darlings, before we tackle last night’s offensively bad TFS, let’s all bask in the glow of Nina, shall we? Nina Garcia attends the New York Botanical Garden 2009 Conservatory Ballin Oscar de la Renta Oscar de la Renta Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Anja Rubik Nina knows that...

Cameron Diaz attends the screening of “Home” held at Stella McCartney’s Store in West Hollywood, California in Stella McCartney. She looks really cute and put together, we have to say. That’s a great dress. Stella McCartney Resort 2010 Collection Granted, it’s...

Tyra Banks attends the Calvin Klein Collection and Visionaire 56 Solar launch at The Standard Hotel in New York City in head-to-toe Calvin Klein. Calvin Klein Spring 2009 CollectionModel: Jourdan Dunn Kinda torn on this one, kittens. Our first thought was “Tyra! You forgot to put on...

Anne Hathaway attends the 63rd Annual Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York City in Oscar de la Renta. Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 CollectionModel: Denisa Dvorakova How fucking cute is she? We just want to take her home and prop her up on our couch like a throw pillow. We were...