Betty knocks one out of the park! Peggy…doesn’t. January Jones attends A Night Of Fashion & Technology With LG Mobile Phones Hosted By Victoria Beckham & Eva Longoria at Soho House in West Hollywood, California in Alice + Olivia paired with Jerome C. Rousseau sandals....

Move over, Marlo Thomas! It’s That Mexican Girl! Salma Hayek attends the Palme d’Or Award Closing Ceremony held at the Palais des Festivals during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in Gucci Première. Enh. We’re underwhelmed. It’s kind of a blah...

Lacks follow-through. Milla Jovovich attends the premiere of ‘The Exodus – Burnt By The Sun’ Premiere at the Palais des Festivals during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Elle Macpherson Milla...

Why won’t celebrities listen to what we say, kittens? Why? Elizabeth Banks attends the premiere of ‘Poetry’ held at the Palais des Festivals during the 63rd Annual International Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France in Georges Chakra. Georges Chakra Spring 2010 Couture Too...

Wrapping it up in a big bow. Veronica Webb attends the 2010 American Ballet Theatre Annual Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House in New York City in Christian Siriano. Christian Siriano Fall 2010 Collection She’s clearly a Siriano fan, since she wore one of his dresses to the same...

Kong’s gal. Naomi Watts attends the ‘You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger’ Premiere held at the Palais des Festivals during the 63rd Annual International Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France wearing a Gucci Première gown. We just read over the weekend that she’s slated...

Newly unemployed. Evangeline Lilly attends the ‘You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger’ premiere at the Palais des Festivals during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France wearing an Emilio Pucci dress and Ferragamo clutch and shoes. This would definitely be a walking...

Rosemary’s baby’s baby. Azzaro Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Maud Barrandon (WM) Not since Madonna was running around trying to get everyone to believe she was Marilyn reincarnated have we ever seen a star ape another star’s iconic look with such detail and accuracy. From the...

Because it’s been about 20 minutes since someone said “Are you guys NUTS?!” Click for full...

A walking advertisement for menopause. Helen Mirren attends the ‘Robin Hood’ Premiere at the Palais des Festivals during the 63rd Annual Cannes Film Festival on May 12, 2010 in Cannes, France in Elie Saab. Elie Saab Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Ksenia Kahnovich (IMG) Cannes is under...

It’s early, we know, but we’re afraid we’re going to have to ask you to bow. Cate Blanchett attends the Opening Night Dinner at the Hotel Majestic during the 63rd Annual International Cannes Film Festival on May 12, 2010 in Cannes, France wearing an Alexander McQueen gown...

Henceforth to be known as Smokey-Eye Seyfried, which sounds a little like a Dick Tracy villain. Click for full...

Another princess fantasy, kittens. Click for full...

Thanks to the Fug Girls, we can’t ever not notice her constantly open mouth. Jessica Simpson attends the 2010 Operation Smile annual gala at Cipriani, Wall Street in New York City in Carolina Herrera. Carolina Hererra Pre-Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Aminata Niaria This poor girl takes...

Darlings, it’s hard out there for a starlet. Click for full...

Checking out Wednesday on Monday.Click for full...

Everyone’s favorite lifestyle guru with a fake British accent steps out on the carpet. Click for full...

¡Dios mío, kittens! Click for full...

Black Widow Eschews Black. Film at Eleven. Click for full...

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Time to judge a judge, don’t you think? Enough with the parties and the drama and the airkisses and the insults, darlings. Let’s judge someone’s outfit, the way God intended us to do. Y’know, there was a lot of bitching about Faith Hill as a judge and we didn’t...