Don’t scroll down if you don’t want to know who it is, kittens. Jessica Simpson at the Project Runway finale show in Lincoln Center, wearing Michael Kors. Michael Kors Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Jacquelyn Jablonski Oh, honey. No. This isn’t the dress for you. In fact, this...

Prepare yourselves. Leighton Meester attends Fashion’s Night Out: The Show at Lincoln Center in New York City in a Versus dress paired with Christian Louboutin Venus Orlato 140 Ankle Boots. Versus Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Daphne Groeneveld Dear Leighton, Buy a mirror. Fondly,T Lo...

Spinster chic. Michelle Williams attends the “Meek’s Cutoff” premiere at the Palazzo del Cinema during the 67th Venice International Film Festival. She wore a Jason Wu silk chiffon gown with Christian Louboutin shoes, a Cecelia python clutch, and Bulgari jewelry. Jason Wu...

It’s a moment. Jessica Alba attends the Uomo Vogue Hosts Dinner For Quentin Tarantino during the 67th Venice International Film Festival in Venice, Italy in Valentino. Valentino Fall 2010 CoutureModel: Siri Toller As Rachel Zoe might say, we’re currently having a gray and pale...

Posing weird on the RC. Newlyweds Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer attend the 2010 Entertainment Weekly and Women In Film Pre-Emmy party sponsored by L’Oreal Paris at Restaurant at The Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood, California. Anna Paquin is wearing a Preen Plaza asymmetric dress...

“My name is Peggy Olson and I want to wear a really tight dress.” Elisabeth Moss attends the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards Performer Nominee Reception at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood, California in Hervé Léger by Max Azria. Later she met up with Mad Men buddies at the...

A fashion lesson for all bitter kittens. Anne Heche visits “Late Show With David Letterman”at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City in Zac Posen. Zac Posen Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Tanya Dziahileva We couldn’t ask for a better illustration of the “3 minutes on the...

Even Drew has to crash to earth some time. If you’ve been reading us for any length of time then you know we tend to blow kisses the way of Drew Barrymore, at least as it pertains to her red carpet appearances. She always displays a sense of fun with her clothes that’s refreshing...

She’s baaaack! So Lo comes to T this morning, laptop in hand. “I think we should do another Jennifer Aniston post,” he said a little sheepishly. “NO. Absolutely not,” replied T. “She’s boring and I’m sick of celebrity worshippers getting bent...

Hawking her wares. Julia Roberts attends a press conference for “Eat Pray Love”at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Tokyo, Japan wearing a Dries Van Noten dress, Céline suede wedge heels and a pair of gold and diamond earrings by Jamie Wolf. Dries Van Noten Fall 2010 CollectionModel:...

She does this to us on purpose, doesn’t she? Jennifer Aniston attends the Los Angeles premiere of “The Switch” in Hollywood, California in a Lanvin dress paired with nude sandals and a Ferragamo clutch. Lanvin Spring 2010 CollectionModel: Alla Kostromichova (WOMEN) Well, it...

Let’s start off the morning by sticking our foot in it. Baby kitty (which for once, refers to an actual feline) needs to go to the vet for a checkup to finalize the adoption. While we’re sitting in a waiting room with a VERY vocal cat who will no doubt be embarrassing us with the...

Red carpet home run. If, through a series of madcap mishaps, we found ourselves with the task of styling one of the Glee girls, we can’t say we’d turn to Carolina Herrera all that quickly. But look: Dianna Agron attends the Breakthrough Of The Year Awards Presented By Crest 3D...

We may have had our disagreements, but old friends like us shouldn’t fight. Madonna celebrates her 52nd birthday at swanky East London venue ‘Shoreditch House’ with boyfriend Jesus Luz and daughter Lourdes in Dolce & Gabbana. “Olympus Teneo” clutch by Jason Salstein...

Getting a little Bumpit action going. Drew Barrymore attends the Nylon + Express August Denim Issue Party at The London Hotel in West Hollywood, California in a $25 vintage dress by Janine purchased at a thrift store in Austin, Texas and YSL pumps. One thing we love about Drew is, she loves...

Come back here, missy. We’re not done with you yet. We’ve really got to hunker down and wrap up the Mad Style post for this week so we can get it up later today, so we’re throwing this one out for discussion in the meantime. She’s on a mission and she’s got a...

Hello? Yes, I’m fabulous. Iman celebrates ESSENCE magazine’s 40th anniversaryat the New York Stock Exchange in New York City in Victoria Beckham. Victoria Beckham Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Eugenia Mandzhieva What can we possibly add? She’s Iman, bitch. Her powers of rocking...

An amuse-bouche between Auf Wiedersehen posts, poodles. Selma Blair attends the Los Angeles premiere of “Middlemen”held at the ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood in Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Fall 2010 CollectionModel: Aminata Niaria (IMG) Hunh. We were prepared to hate this...

What if Jimmy Olsen was gay? John Bartlett attends the GLAAD Manhattan Summer Party at 230 Fifth Avenuein New York City in Claiborne by John Bartlett. Claiborne by John Bartlett Spring 2010 [not exact match] A-FUCKING-DORABLE. Darlings, the reason we so rarely feature the penised in our IN or...

Eyebrows of doom. Eva Mendes attends the premiere of “The Other Guys”at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City in Oscar de la Renta. Oscar de la Renta Resort 2011 CollectionModel: Marlena Szoka Okay, the inflatable saddlebags are a little weird, but for the most part, it just reads...

Dressing like an Emmy. Lea Michele attends Fox’s “Glee” Academy event held at The Music Box Theatre in Hollywood wearing a Reem Acra dress and Casadei shoes. Reem Acra Resort 2011 CollectionModel: Evelina Mambetova You know what? She is wearing the hell out of that thing. It...