Florence Welch attends the Chanel dinner hosted in honor of Blake Lively during Paris Fashion Week in Chanel. Read the bolded part and weep, minions. Chanel Spring 2011 Collection Model: Inès de la Fressange (MARILYN) Lorenzo’s been wearing a hole in Tom’s ear playing her...

  Jennifer Lopez attends Fox’s “American Idol” Finalist Party in Los Angeles.    Oh, girl.  You know, we’re kind of insulted, Jenny. When others said you looked like a drag queen, we said “She’s a DIVA and she knows what her audience...

  Michelle Trachtenberg attends the LA premiere of “Take Me Home Tonight” in a Marchesa dress. Marchesa Fall 2010 Collection [Modified Version] Model: Sarah Dumont   Oh, “In or Out” posts. You’re going to be the death of us someday. Probably due to...

  Mariska Hargitay attends the Museum of the Moving Image Salute to Alec Baldwin in New York City in a Carolina Herrera dress and we are once again amazed at the endless ways celebrities are constantly paying tribute to one another.   Carolina Herrera Spring 2011 Collection Model:...

  Jayma Mays attends the Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011 – Cosmopolitan Of Las Vegas & The Art Of Elysium “Pieces Of Heaven Art Auction.” Is it us or are the events dreamed up for celebrity attendance getting more and more obscure. Jayma Mays attends the what?...

David Beckham heading to the Love, Liberty and Alexander Wang Fashion Party in London’s Mayfair. Okay, maybe it’s a bit unfair to be featuring these pics under the MOTS header since the history of the feature has normally been celebrity men looking decidedly underdressed. Still,...

Kate Bosworth attends the Burberry Prorsum Show at London Fashion Week in Burberry, of course. Burberry Prorsum Spring 2011 Collection [Not exact match] Model: Lisanne De Jong   The overwhelming impression we always get of her is “trying way too hard.” We have no opinion of...

  Sarah Jessica Parker attends the ENK Fashion Coterie Fall 2011 event in New York City.   We are as wrapped up in thought over this outfit as Sarah Jessica is trying to appear in it. SJP takes an actress’ approach to fashion, as well she should. What we mean by that is, she...

  Rihanna attends The Brit Awards 2011 in London in a Christian Dior couture gown.   Christian Dior Fall 2010 Couture Model: Jac (IMG)   We really want to like this, but it’s just not working for us. Which is a shame, because Rihanna has shown a talent for wearing couture...

  Debra Messing attends Michael Kors After Party at Carlyle Hotel in NYC in Michael Kors, of course.  Oh. Oh dear. We wanted to like this. We were prepared to like this. We do not like this. Okay, first: can we say something about the Lady Bird Johnson hair? Debra, honey. What IS...

  Diane Kruger at the Los Angeles premiere of “Unknown” in a white lace Dolce&Gabbana dress and nude Brian Atwood pumps.    Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2011 Collection Model: Anna Selezneva   Okay, let’s start this off by saying she’s IN, because...

  January Jones arrives at the Los Angeles premiere of “Unknown” in Alexander McQueen.    Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2011 Collection Model: Juju Ivanyuk (NATHALIE)      What have we always said about this girl? That she should stick to simple and...

Christina Hendricks (and husband Geoffrey Arend) at the “All Star Superman” premiere in New York City, NY.   Pardon us while we sputter. Kittens, there are times when we are willing to consider an opposing point of view, but no. There is no defending this outfit. There is no...

  Emma Watson attends ELLE Style Awards 2011 in Hakaan.      Hakaan Spring 2011 Collection Model: Marique Schimmel (WOMEN)    Wow, that’s… We’re not sure… She almost… Okay, kudos to her. She shut our mouths and that’s not an...

Emily Blunt and Matt Damon attend the premiere of “The Adjustment Bureau” in New York City. Emily Blunt is wearing an Elie Saab Couture dress, Brian Atwood pumps and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Matt Damon wears an Ermenegildo Zegna Couture ensemble. Any opportunity to get away from...

  Jennifer Lopez attends the first annual UNICEF Women Of Compassion Luncheon in Los Angeles, California in Gucci.  Gucci Spring 2011 Collection Model: Natasha Poly  That’s a pretty showy look for a luncheon. Then again, would we expect any less of J Lo than to show up at...

Felicity Jones and Ed Westwick attend the UK film premiere of ‘Chalet Girl’ in London.      This is another one of those “Let’s not call this an IN or OUT post” posts, but we have a good reason, promise. He looks the way he always looks to us,...

  Miley Cyrus at the premiere of “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never” in Los Angeles, California.  Well, the good news is, Miley Cyrus aged 30 years while we all remained the same. Honeys, we just can’t with this one anymore. We gave her a free pass for YEARS because...

Darlings, we’re dashing from fashion show to fashion show at the moment, but we’ll always take some time out of each day to stare at overpraised attractive people to tell them what they did wrong. Alex Pettyfer and Dianna Agron make an appearance to promote their movie “I Am...

Jennifer Aniston attends the premiere of “Just Go With It” in New York City in Dolce & Gabbana paired with Gucci shoes and a Burberry bag.   It’s really not much of a departure for her. Black has always been in her teeny-tiny stable of “colors” and...

Look, we’re just gonna give it to you, uh, straight. We are currently in a frenzy of Fashion Week packing and the way we’re fighting over suitcase space calls to mind not so much a loving married couple as Blair and Jo fighting over a donut. Yes, we’re packing our bags and...