Lucy is making the rounds, poledancing for her little panda movie and giving us dresses to talk about. Put your bitchpants on, ladies. We’ve got work to do. Lucy Liu attends the New York premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with a Roger Vivier...

Well, that answers that. The world finally has an answer to the eternal question “What would Laura Ingalls wear to her prom?” Katie Holmes attended the 56th annual Drama Desk awards at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City in Holmes & Yang.  H&Y is her vanity line, in...

Lucy Liu attended the Los Angeles premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ in a Marchesa dress which may have gotten caught in her limo door. Marchesa Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Fabiana Mayer Well. Here’s a dilemma. We’re not at all crazy about the original dress but we’re...

Halle Berry attended the “Beauty Culture” Exhibition at the Annenberg Space For Photography in Century City, California in vintage Roberto Cavalli and T Lo’s plans have backfired horribly. You see, during our early morning editorial meeting, we were cycling through a bunch...

Kirsten Dunst attended the “Melancholia” photocall at the Palais des Festivals during the 64th Cannes Film Festival in a Chloé dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes and our reactions are mixed. Let’s go to the tape: Chloé Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Melissa Tammerijn...

Lynda Carter attended the American Ballet Theatre’s 2011 Spring Gala at The Metropolitan Opera House in New York City in Carolina Herrera and you bitches better be nice to her. She is a goddess and a gay icon and she is eons beyond our bitchy classifications of IN or OUT.  In fact, we...

Hilary Swank attended the 2011 Joyful Heart Foundation Gala at The Museum of Modern Art in New York City in an Oscar de la Renta dress and she hasn’t looked this soft and pretty in ages. Oscar de la Renta Pre-Fall 2011 Collection Model Anastasia Khodkina Right? She looks gorgeous. Of...

Kim Cattrall attended the 22nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards in San Francisco in a little black dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes. She was honored with the Golden Gate Award, which is presented to media professionals who have increased the visibility and understanding of the LGBT...

Penelope Cruz attended the London Premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean Eleventy-Seven: Johnny’s Retirement Fund in a Givenchy haute couture gown. We are very upset, we’re warning you now. In fact, we’re going to do things a little backward here. We’re going to show you...

Mia Wasikowska attended the ‘Restless’ premiere during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Roland Mouret dress and T Lo breathed a sigh of relief. What with all the shitty hair and mediocre looks on the red carpet lately, we feared that our celebrities have forgotten what a...

Minions, Emma Watson attended the launch of her Lancôme Trésor Midnight Rose perfume in Paris in an Azzaro dress. It behooves you to form and express opinions about it immediately. Let’s get to work. Azzaro Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Maud Barrandon (WM)   Well, as far as...

Christina Ricci attended the 4th Annual Television Academy Honors held in Beverly Hills in Dolce & Gabbana and we’re just not feeling it, you guys. This plays perfectly into our schemes because you’ve all had it way too easy lately and it’s about time you got a hard In...

Inexplicable “Face of Chanel” Blake Lively attends the Chanel Resort 2012 Collection Show at the Hotel du Cap in Cap d’Antibes, France, wearing … oh, just guess. Chanel Spring 2008 Couture Collection/Model: Bruna Tenorio (ELITE)   We’ve tried to see this...

Rihanna attended the ‘Nivea And Rihanna Celebrating 100 Years Of Skincare’ photocall in Paris in a BCBG Max Azria dress. You heard us. “Celebrating 100 Years of Skincare.”  And you know what? Good for her for tackling the tough issues. After all, you won’t find...

Jennifer Aniston made a little trip to Sephora so she can flog her new fragrance wearing Vivienne Westwood. We should all judge her. All apologies to Miss Hillary Swank, but as soon as we saw this picture we shouted “CLOSE THE VOTING! WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!” We like to pretend...

Kittens, that “Something Borrowed” movie, like 99% of rom coms, looks like crap, but we just can’t stop talking about what everyone wore to the premiere. Hilary Swank attends the premiere of “Something Borrowed”  in Hollywood in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Fall...

Kate Hudson attended the premiere of “Something Borrowed”  in Hollywood in a Versace dress and we’ve gotta say, girl nailed it. We originally had this one set up as an “In or Out,”  but she did such a good job here we switched formats at the last second and gave...

Ginnifer Goodwin attends the premiere of “Something Borrowed” in Hollywood in an Hervé Léger by Max Azria dress and the Bitter Kittens get to decide if she got it right.   This looks so good on her, it’s almost WERQ-worthy, but it turns out we have a better candidate...

Jennifer Lopez attends EXTRA’s celebration of the release of her new album “Love?”  in Los Angeles in a Zuhair Murad jumpsuit and Louboutin shoes. Zuhair Murad Fall 2011 Collection In keeping with the theme set by her album title, we’ll just say “Sequined pleated...

Reese Witherspoon attends the “Water For Elephants” Paris Premiere in a Giambattista Valli dress. Giambattista Valli Pre-Fall 2011 Collection [Modified] Model: Stella Maxwell Wow. Talk about going off in two different directions. You need to coordinate your gays, honey. Because...

Anna Kendrick attends the Vanity Fair Party at the 2011 Tribeca Film Festival in New York City in a Zuhair Murad dress. Yikes. Well, she certainly busted out of her normal little twee full-skirted party dresses. Look, as internationally renowned fashion bloggers we’ve learned two very...