Darlings, before the barbecuing and beaching and churching and whatever else you have planned for this lovely summer Sunday begins, you simply must schedule some time for bitchery. Most doctors agree that people aren’t offering enough opinions and that everyone should have a Recommended...

Poodles, this is one of those times where we happily turn over the INing and the OUTing to you. We just can’t figure out how we feel about this dress. Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 3rd annual Bent on Learning benefit in New York City in an Alexander Wang dress. First thought:...

The Fanning publicity train keeps chugging along and Elle’s not giving up one second of her coming out party. If you’re Fanning’d out, make it more fun by picturing this week as an extended flashback sequence in a Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?-style drama that shows just...

So we read the other day that Jennifer Hudson is writing a weight loss memoir. Kittens? What’s a weight loss memoir? No, really. “I remember that one time I was really hungry, but I didn’t eat anything. And then there was that time when I stayed on the treadmill for another...

Much like serious cat being serious, adorable little Carey Mulligan is adorable. Carey Mulligan attends the Junior Spring Benefit for the Lincoln Center Institute in New York in a Valentino dress paired with Yves Saint Laurent pumps. Valentino Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld...

Lucy Liu, please keep making your little panda movies. Do whatever you have to do to remain a fixture on the red carpet, because we are loving you lately for giving us something to talk about. Lucy Liu at the 3D premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ in Australia in a Vivienne Westwood...

Cammie’s got a new comedy coming out and you can expect to see a lot of her legs this summer. Cameron Diaz attends the photocall for her new movie “Bad Teacher” in Madrid, wearing an Equipment romper with an Elizabeth and James blazer paired with Sergio Rossi Clonia sandals....

Darlings, J Lo has decided being a diva is not enough and she’s taken it to the next step. Super-villain. Jennifer Lopez attends the Capital Radio’s Summertime Ball 2011 in London in head-to-toe python. Lanvin Resort 2011 Collection/Model: Ana Laura Kapetanovic Christian Louboutin...

Oh, kittens. We’re afraid our “Red Carpet End Times” prediction has come true. First Iman, then Cate, and now, Queen Helen of Fuckinfantastica has taken a wrong turn. No reports on Swinton yet, but the world waits to see if she can save us all. Helen Mirren attends the...

Precious Unborn Fawns! As if it wasn’t bad enough that we had to criticize Iman’s outfit last week, we are now forced to point out the deficiencies in the latest outfit of CATE, GODDESS OF RED CARPETS AND ATTITUDE. What is GOING ON in the world of red carpets, kittens? Is it the...

Such is the state of this week’s red carpet scene that we find ourselves once again faced with more than one “IN or OUT” post for today. Minions are instructed to stay on alert. There’s just too much coming down the pike that requires your judgment. Darlings, our cups...

Demi stepped out last night with some slight changes made to her standard look and we feel kind of bad because we’re about to criticize them. But changes are good, celebrities! Don’t let our bitchiness deter you from trying new things! Demi Moore at the Samsung Hope for Children...

Darlings, once again we are forced to feature two IN or OUT posts in one day because our cup of discussable outfits runneth over. Behold: Miranda Cosgrove at Nickelodeon’s premiere of “iParty with Victorious” in Los Angeles. Miranda Cosgrove wears a Loewe dress paired with...

A lot of the bitter kittens seemed pretty upset with Kelly last week when she wore that lace belly shirt,  so we thought we’d do the girl a solid and feature her in something quite a bit more conservative and grown up. Unfortunately, it may have gone too far in the other direction....

Poodles, you didn’t think we’d leave you for a whole weekend without giving you the chance to be bitches, did you? Here at T Lo Ministries, we are all about providing the public with opportunities to be judgmental. The sun may be shining and we may have places to go and people to...

Darlings, the sun is shining, we’ve had our coffee, we’re chained to our desks for the day, ready to work, so let’s start off by kicking a little girl. Chloë Moretz attends The Royal Academy of Arts’ Summer Exhibition Preview Party in London in a Carven dress. Carven...

We’re going to need a paper bag and a few minutes sitting quietly with our heads between our knees. Our OWN knees. You see, we … Oh, we can’t even say it. We promised ourselves we wouldn’t cry. It’s just that … We have issues with Iman’s outfit. Stop...

Darlings! TWO I/O posts in one day! OUTRAGEOUS! But we can explain. Which we will now do as if we were bit players in a 1930s gangster movie. Why? Bored. You see… So Lorenzo says to Tom, he says, “Tom, did you see those pictures of that dame Kelly Rowland all the way over in...

Through the magic of Netflix streaming, we recently plowed through all five-plus seasons of the “new” Doctor Who and just last night we were watching the Christmas episode featuring Kylie looking adorable and wide-eyed in a French maid’s outfit running around the spaceship...

Good morning, darlings! Did you miss us? Are you all tanned and well-rested? It’s been a good while since we’ve  gone that long without forming opinions. Now they’re all backed up in our heads and we simply must have release. We have the blogger equivalent of blue balls. And...

Jesus Christ, January Jones, must we tell you how to do everything? When you have your first big budget blockbuster movie come out after making a splash on basic cable, and when you have tongues a-wagging (as they say; we certainly don’t talk like that) about the identity of your baby...