Darlings, we feel as if we’ve presided over an epic red carpet tale that has unexpectedly ended in tragedy. Rosie-Huntington-Whitely has spent the summer making the most of Megan Fox’s bad attitude and running all over the world looking spectacular on red carpets in her place. We...

Hilary Swank goes for the perfect mid-summer look and we have opinions about it. Try not to look shocked. Hilary Swank attends the 2011 Giffoni Experience Photocall in Giffoni Valle Piana, Italy in head-to-toe Tory Burch. Tory Burch Isobel Cotton Silk Lawn Dress Tory Burch Tarlen Wedge Those...

T Lo red carpet favorite Lucy Liu attended the Cinema Society screening of Snow Flower And The Secret Fan in New York City. Co-attendees Nic and Keith got the T Lo treatment, now it’s Miss Lucy’s turn.   Oh, Miss Lucy. So close. It’s a cute dress but it’s making...

You guys, we’re very confused about this one. All our bitchy fashion blogger instincts are failing us here. You see, Xtina once again went out in a tacky, too-tight dress, enough makeup to paint an army of hookers, hair that looks like you could break it off like dried spaghetti and a...

The curtains are opening on Kyra’s boobs, everyone! Take a seat; the show is starting! Kyra Sedgwick makes an appearance on “The Late Show with David Letterman” in New York in a Zac Posen dress. We’re beginning to think widdle Zac Posen has ADHD. He can’t even...

We think Hermione is giving us the finger, you guys. Emma Watson attends the “Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2″ New York Premiere in a Bottega Veneta Fall 2011 gown. Because we recently got all up in her face because we thought she was in a style rut and the cute...

You guys, we feel a little funny. Red carpet superstar (in our minds, at least) Zoe Saldana is wearing a pretty dress WHICH IS POORLY ACCESSORIZED. Just when we thought we’d gotten Cate Blanchett semi-rehabilitated, another one drops from lack of fabuloxygen. Zoe Saldana arrives at The...

This is one of those things that’s going to make us sound either endearingly empathetic or like we’re desperate to sound like we’re endearingly empathetic (depending on how cynical you are), but when we see someone who is clearly uncomfortable with whatever they’re...

Okay, we’ve all had our fun at Ke$ha’s expense; now the real work starts. As dedicated minions may know, Empress Cate of Ferocity has let us all down in recent days; opting to forego her normal fierce and fabulous looks in order to show up on red carpets looking like a dowdy real...

You guys! Do you realize it’s been SIX whole days since we’ve had an “In or Out” post? Poor Emma Roberts probably spent the whole holiday weekend on pins and needles, wanting to know her fate. We’ll get to that in a minute, Emma. But first, we figured we’d...

Come on, girl. Show Aunt Julia how to do it. Emma Roberts attends the Salvatore Ferragamo Women’s Resort 2012 Collection show in NYC in a Salvatore Ferragamo dress, of course. Salvatore Ferragamo Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Isabeli Fontana Salvatore Ferragamo Fall 2011 Collection [not...

We want Diane Kruger’s life. She’s internationally famous, landed a cute boyfriend, gets to jet all over the word and attend parties and events dressed to the nines, and she only seems to do any work every 18 months or so. Face it, girl landed herself one sweet gig. Diane Kruger...

Darlings, sometimes, even Academy Award-winning actresses can’t keep their true feelings off their face. Julia Roberts attends the Premiere of “Larry Crowne” in Hollywood. And Julia’s face is saying loud and clear: “Someone is so fucking fired for this.”...

Kittens, we do believe we’ve just been sent a secret message by Jennifer Aniston. Observe: Jennifer Aniston makes an appearance on “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” in Nina Ricci. It’s as if she turned directly to us and said “Listen, you two hissing bitches,...

We’ve given this gal a hard time over the years, but when she gets it right, she gets it right. Hillary Swank attend the MAC Cosmetics Sponsored IIFA Awards Presentation in Toronto in an Elie Saab gown. Elie Saab Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Jac (IMG) We were going to make this a WERQ...

Hey, remember two posts ago where we went on and on about how even granny panties can work on the right gal and in the right setting? Fergie attends the amfAR Inspiration Gala in Paris in Louis Vuitton. Say hello to the flip side of that equation. Louis Vuitton Fall 2011 Collection/Model:...

Flo steps out in a series of mistakes on the accessorizing front: Florence Welch attends The Nylon and Habitual Private Dinner to celebrate Nylon’s Music Issue in New York City. Anna Sui Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Jac Well, it’s a look, that’s for sure. The question is, is...

We’ll say upfront that this isn’t going to be one of those Cate Blanchett looks that will cause you to involuntarily gasp and shout “BRAVA!” at your desk. But her last RC appearance here on the blog shook the very foundations of civilization and caused millions of...

You guys, our server is one cranky bitch today and we’re working on it but patience may be asked of the Bitter Kittens today and for that, we apologize. We also kindasorta apologize for the Cammy-heavy posting lately, but she’s been giving us a lot to talk about and after that...

After a night up with our colicky baby (i.e., our facacta servers went down) we are AWAKE, darlings! Bright-eyed! Bushy-tailed! Running on fumes! But the beautiful thing about bitchery is, it actually gets easier when you’re really tired. Kate Winslet attends “Yo Dona”...

Red Carpet princess pulls another completely adorable look out of her bag: Hailee Steinfeld attends the Los Angeles Premiere of “Cars 2″ in Philosophy Di Alberta Ferretti. Considering her age and persona (spunky, talented, slightly quirky), we’d call this look just about...