We’re not sure we’ve ever featured two red carpet posts in a row featuring looks from the same designer, but we thought this was yet another graphic illustration of the Number One T Lo Fashion Maxim: Girl, That Is NOT Your Dress. Salma Hayek attends the premiere of...

We’re a bit torn on this one because intellectually we know this is kind of a tough dress to pull off … Proenza Schouler Fall 2011 Collection And yet there she is, somehow pulling it off. Don’t get us wrong, it’s a gorgeous design and a beautiful print, but that shape...

Darlings, we’ve been dashing from Fashion Week event to Fashion Week event, indulging in a little glamour because for the other 50 weeks out of the year, we’re sitting at our desks in boxer shorts with cats on our lap 15 hours out of the day. That’s fabulous for us, but you...

Beverly Sutphin would not be pleased with Sarah Jessica right now. Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at “Late Show With David Letterman” in New York City in Prabal Gurung. Prabal Gurung Fall 2011 Collection Sarah Jessica Parker! It is mere days after Labor Day and you are wearing white...

Before we get to the inevitable bitchery, let’s all take a moment and thank Jesus for nude linings. Let’s also thank actresses with enough sense to realize when they need one. Marion Cotillard attends the “Contagion” premiere in New York City in Christian Dior....

We saw these pics of Jessica, who has been coming in for quite a bit of bitchery from us lately, and thought, “Oh, she finally managed it! Let’s give the girl a WERQ.” Then we looked a little closer. Jessica Chastain attends the ‘Wild Salome’ premiere during the...

If we were Emma Stone’s best gay pals, we know exactly how we’d react if she came out in front of photographers looking like this: Emma Stone at “The Help” Photocall during 37th Deauville American Film Festival in France. We’d shout “SWEETIE, NO!!!!”...

Darlings, what do we all think of this look from Selma?   Selma Blair attends the ‘Dark Horse’ photocall during the 68th Venice Film Festival in Roland Mouret. Roland Mouret Fall 2011 Collection/Model Jac (IMG) On the one hand, it’s a fabulous color and it has an...

Madonna has disappointed us in many ways this decade, but if there’s one thing the old gal still really knows how to do… Madonna attends the ‘W.E.’ premiere during the 68th Venice Film Festival in a Vionnet gown. Sunglasses by Miu Miu. …It’s making a...

Evan brought some Old Hollywood glam (with a little Nu Hollywood androgyny) to the Venice Film Festival and we haven’t finished swooning yet. Evan Rachel Wood attends “The Ides Of March” premiere during the 68th Venice Film Festival in an Alessandra Rich shirt dress paired...

We’re really not sure what to think of this getup Marisa’s sporting. Walk with us.   Marisa Tomei at the “The Ides Of March” Photocall during the 68th Venice Film Festival in Preen. Preen Fall 2011 Collection We liked the similar blouse from the same collection...

Darlings, we’ve all been walking down that aisle in the Blog Topics Superstore labeled “Red Carpet>Starlets>Movie Premiere” for a while now. Let’s turn down this narrower, darker, less-trafficked aisle, labeled “Low-Rent Red Carpet>Actor>Cable...

Julianna Margulies, as always, has her shit together. Julianna Margulies outside of the “Late Show with David Letterman” studios in New York in Carolina Herrera. Carolina Herrera Pre-Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Audi What’s great about Julianna from a style perspective is...

Vanessa’s the new face of Candie’s and she hit the VMAs after-parties sporting a custom-made Candie’s gown. We’re extremely puzzled. And not just by the phrase “Candie’s gown.”   Vanessa Hudgens attends the In Touch Weekly’s 4th Annual...

Sarah Jessica, we’re gonna do you a solid and explain to you why the public sometimes gets vicious with you. Your latest red carpet getup has helpfully provided us with visual aids. Sarah Jessica Parker at a presentation of her new movie “I Don’t Know How She Does It”...

Lake Bell has solved the problem of how to prevent sweat stains without resorting to icky dress shields. Lake Bell attends the screening of “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy” in Los Angeles in Cushnie et Ochs. Shoes by Salvatore Ferragamo.   Ventilation, of course. Cushnie et Ochs...

Since her last attempt was way too complicated for its own good, it’s nice to see Zoe turn toward the K.I.S.S. principle for her latest look: Zoe Saldana attends the screening of “Colombiana” in Los Angeles in a Valentino dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and a...

This one isn’t a Scrolldown Fug so much as it’s a Scrolldown WTF? Anne Hathaway attends the European premiere of “One Day” in London in head-to-toe Alexander McQueen. Alexander McQueen Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans The dress we neither love nor hate....

We are inclined to give Zoe a WERQ! post every time she steps out, but Kelly O beat her to it and besides, we’re not sure this is WERQ-worthy. Zoe Saldana attends the ‘Colombiana’ Miami Red Carpet Screening in a Balmain dress. Balmain Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Kasia...

Julianne, we apologize ahead of time for the poor angle on these shots. Julianne Moore at “What’s On The Table”, an event to combat hunger hosted by Vanity Fair and the United Way of NYC in Sagaponack, New York in Bottega Veneta. Bottega Veneta Resort 2012 Collection/Model:...

Let’s start the week off with some good, old-fashioned judging. Having ditched the longstanding Ronald McDonald/Jessica Rabbit look she’d been sporting for way too long, Rihanna unveils her latest mashup of iconic looks: Rihanna launches her new fragrance “Reb’l...