We hate to be old-fashioned about fashion. What we mean by that is we hate subscribing to the old rules. You CAN wear white after Labor Day; a lady CAN wear slacks to a formal event; colors are NOT necessarily season-specific; shoes do NOT have to match the bag, etc. But then we take a look...

Oh, if only every red carpet ensemble could be this worthy of an “IN or OUT” discussion. Like or not, it’s at least a dress worth discussing. We wish more ladystars would consider the offbeat work of Viktor & Rolf.   Jessica Chastain attend the 11th Annual Marrakech...

We would like nothing more than to spare Miss Elle the horrors of having the public vote on her outfit, but action simply must be taken, kittens.   Elle Fanning attends the premiere of “We Bought a Zoo” in New York City in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Spring 2012 Collection...

It makes us a little sad that we’re subjecting ERW to the In or Out process (which will never not sound dirty).   Evan Rachel Wood attends the Andrea Bocelli Foundation Launch in Beverly Hills in a Preen dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes. But even fashion divas have an off...

You get jaded over time as a fashion blogger. Styles change, points of view shift, and over time, calluses build up on your sensibilities. Things that would have had you in the past shrieking over their hideosity instead get measured, even approving responses. Such is the case with...

Miss Viola brought some color-blocking to the proceedings. Viola Davis at The Hollywood Reporter’s Annual ‘Power 100: Women In Entertainment Breakfast’ in Beverly Hills, California in a BCBG Max Azria dress. BCBG Max Azria Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karo Mrozkova And...

We got a little cranky with Zac the other day and took out on him our frustration with a bunch of other slobs on the red carpet. Minions called us on it and told us we were being unfair and that he actually looked good. What the hell; we’ll give him a second chance. Never let it be said...

Jessica goes for a theme look without being obvious about it. Jessica Biel attends the premiere of “New Year’s Eve” at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Vika Falileeva (EXCLUSIVE) Because if your movie, entitled New...

We have very positive things to say about this dress, but we know some of the kittens are not Marchesa fans. Let’s discuss. Rachel McAdams attends the premiere of “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” in Los Angeles in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Resort 2012 Collection We are...

Oh, bless you, Olivia Wilde. Or more accurately, bless your stylist.   Revlon’s newest Global Brand Ambassador actress Olivia Wilde launches four new Revlon eye products in New York City in a Lavin top and a Marc Jacobs skirt. Why are we asking God to come down and bestow blessings...

To be fair, this looks like an exceedingly tough dress to pull off, so we give her a bit of credit for the attempt.   Jessica Alba attends the March of Dimes’ 6th Annual Celebration of Babies Luncheon in Beverly Hills in a Thakoon dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Thakoon...

We adored this look upon first glance. After many more glances, we still like it, but we’re not sure about one or two things. Walk with us.   Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the Burberry Paris Boutique Opening in Burberry Prorsum. Burberry Prorsum Spring 2012 Collection/Model:...

We’ll take an interesting, discussable dress over a classic sheath any day of the week, darlings. We think that’s obvious by now. But an interesting dress doesn’t always make a pretty dress, does it? Hence the discussion. Open your books to Chapter 7 and we’ll begin....

Uma, we’re going to invoke the Gay Card, which allows us to say things that our straight brethren sometimes cannot. Uma Thurman attends the Seventh Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City in an Atelier Versace gown. Your tits look spectacular, honey. Moving on to gayer...

“I’m so excited!” blurted out Lo upon seeing the following pics. “Why?” asked Tom. “And are you about to lose control and do you think you like that?” “No, it’s just…” as he swept his hand toward the monitor and Sarah Jessica....

  Zoe darling, we can’t thank you enough for agreeing to serve as visual aid for our lecture entitled “How to Fuck up a Chanel Dress.”   Zoe Kravitz attends 2011 UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City in a Chanel dress. Chanel Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Ginta...

Darlings, we’re about to commit fashion heresy, but we think Tilda might be in a bit of a style rut. We actually turned down the opportunity to feature Tilda here a couple of times recently because what she was wearing didn’t really excite us. Can you imagine?   Tilda Swinton...

We may have to revise our term for gorgeous people who get free clothes and styling who nonetheless look like they put no effort in. We’ve dubbed such actions “Pulling a Jolie,” but there’s an argument to be made that we should consider calling it “Pulling a...

We will never understand the heavily flogged idea that this woman is a fashionista. Sienna Miller attends the Lancel celebration of ’135 Years Of French Legerete’ Hosted By Sienna Miller in Paris. Jesus, Mary, and Oprah. It’s like she needed to escape from The Russian Tea...

Darlings, what’s a gal to wear when she spends all day as a ren faire wench and just wants to hit the clubs without having to go home and change? A wench cocktail dress, of course.   Jessica Szohr attends the 39th International Emmy Awards at the Mercury Ballroom in New York City...

We’ve been slinging some strongly stated opinions at you with the “In and Out” posts lately, so we thought we’d give someone else a chance to hold the spirit stick for a while and not impose ourselves on this one. We’re not feeling strongly about it one way or...