Yikes, girl. Either you’re chronically style-challenged to a tragic degree or whoever put your look together hates you.   Jennifer Carpenter attends the 2013 Critics’ Choice Television Awards in Beverly Hills, California in Vera Wang. Vera Wang Fall 2013 Collection/Model:...

We don’t know… we wanted to like it more than we actually like it.   Hailee Steinfeld attends the 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards at Lincoln Center in New York City in a custom Suno top and skirt embellished with Swarovski crystals and paired with Jimmy Choo ‘Linda’...

Not gonna lie, kittens. Still kind of burnt out from that Mad Style post. We’re going to turn the bitchery over to you.   Heather Graham attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover Part 3′ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in a red leather and lace dress. Quick n’ Bitchy (the T...

It says something about the execrable fashion on display at the Billboard awards this year that we think this is shockingly demure:   Emmy Rossum attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Zuhair Murad long sleeve gown.  Zuhair Murad Fall 2013 Collection And we...

We’ve always been big fans of the Audreybot, but there comes a point where you can predict what you’re going to see before you see it. It’s almost always a black, white or black-and-white outfit, accompanied by a vacant, wide-eyed stare, finished off with a wide-legged...

We really did try to like this, you guys.   ‘Glee’ star Lea Michele attends the Fox 2013 Programming Presentation in New York City in a Lela Rose dress paired with Jenni Kayne shoes, and Dana Rebecca Designs and EF Collection jewelry. Lela Rose Spring 2013 Collection And to...

All right. Enough sloppy celebs on the street. Let’s get back to the reason God put us on the earth: celebrity red carpet bitchery.   Anne Hathaway attends the Tate Americas Foundation Artists Dinner in New York City in Givenchy. Givenchy Spring 2013 Collection We applauded her...

Never judge an outfit by its thumbnails, darlings. That’s going to go in our book of aphorisms, Opinionated Tom & Fabulous Lorenzo’s Almanac. See, we thought we were going to trash this outfit for looking severe and matronly. Cameron Diaz attends the 2013 Met Gala at the...

We don’t know, you guys. We love ourselves some Miss Solange, but, well… see for yourself:   Solange Knowles attends Pre-Met Gala Special Screening Of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in a striped peplum dress paired with Burberry Prorsum wedges. Burberry...

We really liked this look at first glance, but now we’re not so sure.   Rita Ora launches British Designers’ Collective at Bicester Village in London in a Roksanda Ilincic dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood sandals. Roksanda Ilincic Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Tali...

Love this. Florence Welch attends Catherine Martin And Miuccia Prada Gatsby Exhibition Opening Cocktail in New York City in Prada. Who cares if she looks like the third member of Milli Vanilli? This suits her to a T. The rings are probably a bit much, but she needed some rocker-chick edge and...

This is one of those looks in which her lavender beehive actually works to her benefit. Lavender Beehive will be the name of the all-lesbian band we’re going to manage. Or the all-drag-queen one.   Kelly Osbourne attends the CLEO magazine relaunch party at The Star in Sydney,...

Whenever two of our cats are fighting with each other* and we’re forced to separate them, we use a line from the camp classic Drop Dead Gorgeous. No, not “JESUS LOVES WINNERS!” although that would be pretty funny. What we say instead is “I know, dear. We all hate...

We’re gonna say… this could have been a lot worse.   Lena Dunham attends the 2013 Time 100 Gala at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City wearing a Saint Laurent dress and pumps accessorized with ForeverMark earrings. Saint Laurent Fall 2013...

Geez Louise, Charlize. We never thought we’d have to tell you of all people to take your hands out of your pockets. We know you’ve got the butch hair now and all, but we tend to reserve that one for the guys.   Charlize Theron attends the 2013 GLAAD Media Awards in Los...

This is one of those dresses you either love or hate.   Michelle Williams attends the Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball at Rockefeller Center in New York City in a Katie Ermilio gown accessorized with Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Katie Ermilio Spring 2012 Collection So there’s no...

We’re sending congratulations Miss Chloe’s way. She has passed an important milestone for the teen starlet: she can now say she has worn the Patchwork Denim Dress. The PDD is of course, so de rigeur for young babystarlets as they transition into pre-adulthood that it’s...

We love ourselves some Kingslayer, but we’re not convinced on this look.   ‘Game of Thrones’ star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau attends the premiere of ‘Oblivion’in Hollywood, California in Ermenegildo Zegna. Ermenegildo Zegna Spring 2013 Collection No, not at all....

Question: Is it wrong to subject our poor, beleaguered celebrities to an IN or OUT vote when they’re wearing the very latest from Target? Well, considering you’ve probably entered a Target dozens, if not hundreds of times and we bet there wasn’t a step-and-repeat and a row...

This surprised us for being so simple. Sarah Jessica Parker attends Cindy Chao The Art Jewel fashion event in Beijing, China in an vintage dress from Alexandra New York paired with Jean-Michel Cazabat pumps and Cindy Chao jewelry. We may actually have said a little “Oh!” at the...

We did not react well to this look at all. We may have even recoiled from it a little.   ‘Glee’ star Dianna Agron attends Vogue‘s ‘Triple Threats’ dinner held at Goldie’s in Los Angeles in a Derek Lam top and skirt paired with a Marc Jacobs bag. Derek Lam Spring...