Y’know… one time we mentioned that we thought Ian looked pretty douchey and a whole slew of fangurls rained down fury from the heavens at us in response. But really, ladies…   Ian Somerhalder attends The CW Network’s New York 2013 Upfront Presentation in New York...

We feel we have been remiss in giving you manflesh, kittens. Let’s rectify.   Ian Somerhalder arrives in Washington D.C. for the Inauguration. Gosh, we sure would like to know who designed whatever’s in your garment bag, Ian. Do you think you could help us out a little? Aw,...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

It’s a BabyBlues-stravaganza, darlings!   Ian Somerhalder and Matt Bomer attend 2013 People’s Choice Awards in Los Angeles, California. Y’know, we’d love these pictures so much more if they just turned to each other and started making out. It’s virtually...

Okay, sure. It’s tough getting off a plane only to be faced with bright lights and cameras. There’s not much about the life of a celebrity that evokes sympathy in our hearts, but even bitches like us can admit, that must suck most of the time. Ian Somerhalder at LAX (Los Angeles...

Kittens, here’s your Daily Boy. Pretty boys never do a thing for us, but even we have to admit, Ian Somerhalder gives primo face. Which is why the following editorial appears to be wholly unconcerned with anything going on below the neck. Still, if you’re an Ian fan, this...

Darlings, the stars came out to shine at the John Varvatos 9th Annual Stuart House Benefit! And now we want to shoot ourselves in the heads for using that crusty old “the stars came out to shine” phrasing! Next thing you know, we’ll say that celebrity couples are...

Who’s ready to feel old and out of touch? YOU ARE, kittens! It’s the 2011 Teen Choice Awards and a bunch of people with really silly names hopped up on the red carpet because they’re finally tall enough to get on this ride. Let’s puncture some self-importance together,...

Someone high up at the CW Network must have sent out a strongly worded directive. The stars all showed up for the network’s 2011 Upfronts at Lincoln Center in New York and none of them look disastrous. That’s statistically unlikely at best, when you have that many d-listers in one...

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...