Hayden Panettiere in Black Halo Jun05

Hayden Panettiere in Black Halo

This is actually quite cute. If we give the impression we’re surprised it’s because we are. Miss Hayden is something like a slightly earlier model of Julianne Hough; a kind of brassy blonde who always came off a little honky-tonk on the red carpet; never quite getting it right and...

January Jones in Zara Apr24

January Jones in Zara

January Jones’ high-school mean-girl bitchface is a thing of such utter beauty and perfection that we are sometimes struck dumb by it, as if the really popular cheerleader just passed us in the hallway and sneered at us.   ‘Mad Men’ star January Jones attends The Paley...

Miranda Kerr in New York City Jan17

Miranda Kerr in New York City

For once, we don’t much like what the normally supremely appointed Miss Kerr is sporting on the street. We may not get this chance again soon, so we should all rush to make fun of her.   Miranda Kerr leaves studio in New York City. Mango Printed Jacket. Helmut Lang Skinny Leather...

Elisabeth Moss, Chorus Girl Oct24

Elisabeth Moss, Chorus Girl

WOW, Lizzie! What a change! Listen, we obviously stopped you on your way into tap class, but we just have to say, you go, Miss Olson!   ‘Mad Men’ star Elisabeth Moss attends the The Paley Center for Media Los Angeles 2012 Benefit in West Hollywood, California. Elisabeth wore...

Naomi Watts in Target Oct18

Naomi Watts in Target

You read that right. But hey, it’s a Target party, isn’t it?   Naomi Watts attends the celebration of Target’s 50th Anniversary in New York City in a Helmut Lang jacket, Target shirt and 3×1 jeans. Merona Sleeveless Pleat Front Top in Polka Dot Print Besides, we think...

Lea Michele in Helmut Lang Aug14

Lea Michele in Helmut Lang

Darlings, here is our list of promises to you as we go forward with this Lea Michele post. We will not write “Of course.” We will attempt to ignore her annoying-as-fuck facial expression in every shot. There. It’s all official-like. Lea? Come on out here.   Lea Michele...

Morena Baccarin in Helmut Lang Jul26

Morena Baccarin in Helmut Lang

Oh, dear, Miss Morena. Oh, DEAR. Morena Baccarin attends the 2nd Annual GenR Summer Soiree in New York City in a Helmut Lang silk dress. Helmut Lang Tetra Silk Printed Draped Dress It’s a rare occurrence when we look at someone on the red carpet and blurt out “EVERYTHING YOU ARE...

Dianna Agron in L.A. Apr06

Dianna Agron in L.A.

Ooooh, Dianna isn’t looking too happy about being photographed right now so we’ll make this quick.   Glee’s Dianna Agron shopping at the Grove in LA. Thierry Lasry Vulgary Sunglasses Helmut Lang Ankou Satchel We never really fell in love with that whole west coast-born...

In or Out: Elizabeth Olsen in Preen & Helmut Lang Oct20

In or Out: Elizabeth Olsen in Preen & Helmut Lang

We’ve secretly replaced your regular Olsen with the new Elizabeth Olsen with flavor crystals! Let’s see if anyone notices. Elizabeth Olsen attends screening of “Martha Marcy May Marlene” during 34th Annual Mill Valley Film Festival in top and skirt by Preen, Jacket by...

Kate Hudson & Ginnifer Goodwin for Marie Claire May20

Kate Hudson & Ginnifer Goodwin for Marie Claire

We don’t pretend to know anything about the inner workings of the minds of either of these ladies, but man, they look like they really, really hate each other in these pictures. Marie Claire June 2011 Issue; Kate Hudson & Ginnifer Goodwin Kate Hudson on gaining 70 pounds during her...