We just love that HBC’s “running errands” outfit is pretty much a downscale, sloppier version of what she wears on the red carpet, with comfy shoes. She’s consistent, we’ll give her that.   Helena Bonham Carter running errands in London. She looks like some...

Oh, Miss Helena.   Helena Bonham Carter attends ‘A Night Of Funk & Soul 2013′ for Save The Children UK in London in a Vivienne Westwood dress paired with a Lulu Guinness clutch. LuLu Guinness Lipstick Red Snakeskin X-Large Lips Clutch   We love you, you crazy broad....

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

We loves us some HBC, and we think she’s as close to a muse as Vivienne Westwood ever got, but even she isn’t making this work:   Helena Bonham Carter attends the world premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in London in a Vivienne Westwood gown. We are SO not loving the...

And now for your Pretty of the Day, kittens. We hated the shots of Anne Hathaway yesterday, but that’s at least partially because we think Annie Leibovitz makes a terrible fashion photographer. She’s much, much better at these sorts of staged tableaux. And the costumes are...

Because we feel like starting our work week off with someone who knows how to have fun with her elegance.   Helena Bonham Carter attends the Closing Film Premiere for ‘Great Expectations’ during the 56th BFI London Film Festival in Vivienne Westwood. Gorgeous. Simple, but...

We love you, Helena Bonham Carter.     Helena Bonham Carter attends the premiere of ‘Frankenweenie 3D’ during the 56th BFI London Film Festival in a Marc Jacobs dress paired with a Lulu Guinness bag. Marc Jacobs Resort 2011 Collection/Model: Jamie Bochert Lulu Guinness...

There is simply no point in applying rules and standards of style to Helena Bonham Carter. It is best to simply let Helena Bonham Carter wash over you, like a wave of crazy; a wave of crazy dressed like a Victorian streetwalker. Helena Bonham Carter attends the European premiere of...

Helena got pinned for the British Empire and went full-on Brit-crazy for the occasion. Helena Bonham Carter received a Commander of the British Empire (CBE) Medal at Buckingham Palace in a red tartan Vivienne Westwood dress. Bless. We love that she showed up at Buckingham palace looking a bit...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. Faded, shredded, and tea-stained, but still pretty, here’s the first look at Helena Bonham Carter as Miss Havisham in “Great Expectations,” directed by Mike Newell. The casting could not be more perfect (even if she does seem a...

Those adorable little British moppets got themselves all gussied up for their graduation party. Let’s assess how everyone did, shall we? Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint attend the “Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2″ world premiere at Trafalgar Square...

Darlings, when the following picture was released of Helena Bonham Carter …um… modeling a look from Marc Jacobs’ fall 2011 line as part of his new ad campaign:   …we laughed and clapped; said “What a crazy couple of bitches,” and moved on to the next...

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...

Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...

Good morning, darlings! If it’s not morning when you’re reading this then what the hell took you so long to get here? The stars came down from the heavens last night, put on gowns, and attended the Directors Guild Awards. Let’s form opinions!   Amy Adams    ...

Future fashion icon and current Oscar nominee Helena Bonham Carter explained her fashion philosophy to an adoring People mag: “I think fashion has been hijacked by the fashion industry creating rules on what one should wear and I feel like breaking the mold and seeing that the world...

Super stars. W Magazine February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Best Perfomances” By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin Styled by Melanie Ward Portfolio designed by Lee Swillingham and Stuart Spalding at Suburbia What a fun editorial. W dressed up a...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...