Helen Mirren at the Hand and Footprint Ceremony honoring her at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California in a Lanvin dress.    Lanvin Spring 2011 Collection Model: Anja Rubik (NEXT)       Someone got all testy the last time we covered a hand and...

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

Helen Mirren attends the European premiere of ‘Brighton Rock’ in London in Jacques Azagury.  Oh, this wacky getup makes us laugh and clap our hands. There is a huge part of us that wants to let Queen Helen of Fuckinfantastica do and wear whatever she wants with our full...

Good morning, darlings! If it’s not morning when you’re reading this then what the hell took you so long to get here? The stars came down from the heavens last night, put on gowns, and attended the Directors Guild Awards. Let’s form opinions!   Amy Adams    ...

Yes, it’s the 22nd Annual Producers Guild Awards, held at The Beverly Hilton hotel in Beverly Hills! Let’s get judgey with it!   Amy Adams in Andrew Gn spring 2010 It’s funny. She’s so respectable (boring) with her red carpet choices that we find ourselves loving...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...

Darlings, it was the 22nd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala! That thing you’re all hearing about right now for the very first time in your lives! Hit it, stars! Natalie Portman in Vionnet Spring 2011     It’s a little bit “Barbra accepting...