Bow down. Miss Lady is serving up … Lady.   Helen Mirren attends the 2013 Laurence Olivier Awards in a Lindka Cierach navy lace dress. Oh Queen Helen. You’re back. Let us never speak of those dreary Dolce & Gabbana days again, dear. We don’t even mind your...

Helen Mirren attends the 2013 Prince’s Trust Celebrate Success Awards in London in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Lily of the Valley Print Jacket Dolce&Gabbana Lily of the Valley Print Prom Dress     [Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos, matchesfashion.com,...

Helen Mirren attends the Jameson Empire Awards 2013 in London, England in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Irina Denisova     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We salute Queen Helen’s sassiness and ongoing attempts to remain true to her age while still dressing with a little edge. But we can’t sign off on this one.   Helen Mirren attends ‘The Audience’ Press Night Curtain Call at The Gielgud Theatre in London in...

Before we get to the Grammys and Downton Abbey and Fashion Week and all that other stuff that kept us up till 1 am and then had us springing (rolling, really) out of bed at 6 am, let us start the day off with a prayer. Helen Mirren attends the 2013 BAFTA Awards in a Nicholas Oakwell couture...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

We don’t always feel the need to explain our WERQs, but even so, we trust that the following pictures are explanation enough:   Helen Mirren attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in an Escada gown paired with a Tory Burch clutch, David Webb...

Let’s all have a little slice of Helen right now.   Helen Mirren is honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Helen wore an Escada dress and coat paired with a Lana Marks bag, Neil Lane jewelry, and Stuart Weitzman shoes. Escada Resort 2013 Collection Fabulous. We have...

Helen Mirren attends the UK premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Irina Denisova     [Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos,...

Queen Helen of the Island of Fuckinfantastica? It’s time we had a talk. Helen Mirren attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock in Los Angeles in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection It seems to us, in reading your red carpet tea leaves (which is something we just...

  Helen Mirren attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in New York City in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection     [Photo Credit: Janet Meyer/PRPhotos.com,...

YOU GO AND GET IT, GIRL!   Helen Mirren makes an appearance on the ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’ show in New York City. But we’re still going to criticize a little. The dress is really great on her. It seems like a bit much for a sit-down on Jimmy Fallon, but...

The following quadruple shot of fabulosity is brought to you by Helen Mirren. Hit it, Hel!   Helen Mirren featured in the June 2012 issue of Woman & Home magazine photographed by Jack Guy.   BAM!   BAM!   BAM!     BAM!   Eat it, baby starlets. None of...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Oh, Miss Helen. So much you’ve given us to discuss today. Dame Helen Mirren attends the British Comedy Awards at Fountain Studios in London, England in Dolce & Gabbana. Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Candice Swanepoel On the one hand, she’s hitting that red...

Darlings, it’s been so long since we’ve done a Pairs Division post! It’s been a long, dry summer on the red carpet. Hit it, ladies: Jessica Chastain and Helen Mirren attend “The Debt” screening at the Tribeca Grand Hotel. Jessica Chastain wears a Christian Dior...

Oh, kittens. We’re afraid our “Red Carpet End Times” prediction has come true. First Iman, then Cate, and now, Queen Helen of Fuckinfantastica has taken a wrong turn. No reports on Swinton yet, but the world waits to see if she can save us all. Helen Mirren attends the...

There’s our girl. Helen Mirren attends the European Premiere of “Arthur” in London in Dolce & Gabbana. We haven’t admitted this (for fear of being kidnapped and publicly flogged), but for the last 6 months or so, we’ve been decidedly underimpressed with Queen...

  The world premiere of “Arthur” was held at the Zeigfeld Theatre in New York City last night and apparently the style directive was “Stars in beige, co-stars in secretarial drag.” Let’s move in for a closer (and bitchier) look. Helen Mirren in Lanvin Resort...

  Helen Mirren accepts the Career Achievement Award at the CinemaCon Awards Ceremony in Las Vegas in an Alberta Ferretti dress paired with a Armand Diradourian shawl, Sergio Rossi shoes and a Lanvin clutch. Kittens, we’ve made a decision. Perhaps you’d like to sit down. You...