All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

  Helen Hunt attends the 85th Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals.     [Photo Credit:...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

Having promised a kind-hearted start to the day and failing to deliver, we’re going to give it another shot. Helen Hunt attends the 4th Annual Governors Awards in Hollywood, California in an Amem Couture gown. Guess what? Not one bitchy word will pass from our lips. We think she looks...

And by that they mean “Thin White Actress Roundtable.” Le sigh. We suppose we should give them some props for including actresses over 40 and not putting them all in lingerie.   Helen Hunt, 49 (The Sessions); Rachel Weisz, 42 (The Deep Blue Sea); Marion Cotillard, 37 (Rust...