We must be in a really good mood today. Two WERQs, darlings! We’ll have to be extra-bitchy in the next post. But we refuse to apologize for it. Just as Chloe deserved her WERQ for rocking some fresh-faced tweengenue realness, Fraulein Heidi is killing it in the “I’m a...

Sometimes Fraulein Heidi gets on our nerves and sometimes she charms the pants off us. We’ve had a long, contentious relationship with her and we’ve never even met her.   Heidi Klum featured in the April 2012 issue of Allure magazine photographed by Norman Jean Roy. But we...

The Kluminator scrubs her face, straightens her hair, and works some fabulous dresses for InStyle UK.     Heidi Klum featured in the March 2012 issue of UK InStyle photographed by Rankin and styled by Amanda Bellan. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2012 Collection Alberta Ferretti Spring 2012...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

You gotta love Heidi. She can do the fierce supermodel looks in her sleep, but you can tell that she’s just as fond of the loose, flowy hippy shit and would wear it on the red carpet if she thought she could get away with it. Behold: Heidi Klum takes her kids to karate class in...

Darlings, it was Heidi Klum’s 12th Annual Halloween Party in New York City and once again, we weren’t invited. But other people were, including a host of Project Runway alums. Judging costumes isn’t as much fun as judging red carpet wear (unless we’re talking Miss...

It’s the final judging of the judges for season 9, darlings. Michael’s out of the running, as always, but it’s interesting how the ladies went for a good-girl look and a bad-girl look. The thing about great style is, you’ve got to know what you can pull off and what...

Hit it, ladies: You can tell both Heidi and Nina stepped up their games this week, knowing they’d be sitting next to someone who’s well known for being stylish and fabulous. We’ll give her a lot of credit for wearing something that’s at least interesting and not just...

All right, you judgmental bitches. LINE UP. Tuxedo Jacket and Pants by ALC. Fenton-Fallon Jewelry. It’s very sharp and photographs well. Not to mention, it’s flattering if you’re spending all your time on camera sitting down. Love that necklace she’s wearing and her...

Say what you will about Heidi Klum’s fashion sense… Balenciaga Pre-Fall 2011 Collection The lady can still rock a pair of skinny jeans like no one’s business. If there’s a “German Shepherd” joke to be made here, we confess it eludes us. Love the boots,...

You guys, Heidi Klum wants to serve you a big platter of FRAGRANCE. Heidi Klum debuts her new signature fragrance ‘Shine’ in Los Angeles, California in a Thomas Wylde dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals. Oh, Heidi. You’re just so very … Heidi. These kinds of...

All right, you judgmental bitches. Its your turn to be assessed. Sit still and LIKE IT. Well…he’s Adam Lambert. How do you score that? He’s dressed like Adam Lambert. That’s the schtick. Nothing wrong with the look and it suits him just fine, but it’s as much a...

Ooooh, the ladies really brought their A-game to this one, kittens. Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors, and L’Wren Scott pose on the runway at the Project Runway Spring 2012 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Theater at Lincoln Center on September 9, 2011 in New...

One thing that pleases us immensely about this season of Project Runway is that the LadyJudges are bringin’ it to the judging panel. That’s as it should be, don’t you think? Let’s score them like it’s a competition. Why? We’re bitches. T by Alexander Wang...

Let’s all turn toward the Project Runway judges with our lips pursed and one eyebrow arched, minions. It’s their turn to be assessed. We’re only two episodes in, but Heidi and Nina are really bringing it, fashion wise. Heidi in particular seems to be much more dressed up...

The Duchess and his two backup singers hit Good Morning America to pole-dance for the new season of Project Runway. Let’s assess. “Project Runway” judges Nina Garcia, Michael Kors and Heidi Klum stop by ‘Good Morning America’ in New York City. What a shocking...

Just to give you a little taste of Project Runway, which starts in a little more than two weeks, let’s check out what everyone’s favorite German supermodel/hostess is lugging around Manhattan this summer. We don’t know why Frau Seal attempted to move the show to L.A. Oh...

Frau Seal hauls herself back up on the publicity machine to poledance for Project Runway and proves that she’s still got it (as if there was any doubt). Heidi Klum covers the August 2011 issue of Glamour magazine On her critiques becoming harsher: “I don’t think so. But I do think...

The Kluminator and the Duchess hit the red carpet for a good cause and we think they both look smashing. We’re going to work “smashing” into our daily vocabulary. Also, “supercilious,” because it sounds funny. Anyway. Heidi Klum at the 2nd Annual amfAR...