The Kluminator makes some highly questionable choices when she’s on the red carpet or on Project Runway, but one thing can’t be denied:   Heidi Klum spends her afternoon at a park with her family in Brentwood. Jimmy Choo ‘Bonbon’ Saddle Bag She’s got that...

We said last week it was gonna be a showdown once Zoe perched in her chair and Miss Nina certainly returned to form, but we’re starting to worry that Heidi’s thrown all her mirrors (as well as her common sense) out the window along with her baby daddy.   Heidi Klum in ASOS...

It’s mommy vs. mommy vs. mommy this week darlings, with The Duchess once again getting disqualified for being boring. And speaking of boring, what’s up with the second all-B&W panel in a row? At least there was a little bit of bling this time. Which mommy kicked the most ass?...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

Isn’t it odd that the judges all dressed in stark black and white? Especially for a Rockette’s challenge? Not that we expected showgirl costumes, but you’d think the ladies would’ve wanted to go for a little glitter and color.   Heidi Klum Heidi takes the prize...

Hit it, attention hos.   Heidi Klum There’s something wrong with a dress that makes Heidi Klum look hairy and flat-chested. Nothing else need be said   This Week’s Score: 2/5 Cumulative S10 Score: 3.329/5     Anya Ayoung-Chee As Anya looks go, this is pretty...

Darlings, we didn’t forget about that little show that launched our careers, we promise you. We’ll always take time out from our busy fashion weeking to bitch about the judges’ outfits a little.   Anna Sui in Anna Sui That is a really adorable dress, we have to say....

This looks like the opening of a fabulous adventure show about a designer, a model, a fashion editor, and an entertainer who travel the world committing acts of espionage while looking fabulous. This shot would take place on a helipad. Or possibly with a huge explosion fireballing behind...

Hit it, ladies! Heidi Klum in Dolce&Gabbana Dear members of the Project Runway judging panel: We’ve spent the last six years coming up with creative ways to describe dresses. As professionals in this sphere, we beg you to stop defaulting to “disco ball” every time...

  Oooh, the ladies brought their A game this week. The Duchess, as per usual, is off playing a game of his own. But hey, nice Chucks.   Alice Temperley in Temperley London Temperley London Fall 2012 Collection That dress is absolutely gorgeous. And it couldn’t possibly suit...

So…we guess animal print’s gonna be her thing now. Heidi Klum unveils her Truly Scrumptious collection at Babies “R” Us in NYC in a MICHAEL Michael Kors caramel leopard print peasant dress paired with a Michael Kors belt and Alaïa sandals. Of course, it’s not...

  Look at the Duchess in his white jeans! You go, girl! We’re still not gonna bother rating you, though.   Heidi Klum Wow. Kors needs to get some sleep! While the nerd in us (i.e., Tom) appreciates Heidi’s salute to The Legion of Doom‘s Giganta …  ...

Hit it, ladies! We’re fixin’ to judge ya!   Heidi Klum in Thomas Wylde and Christian Louboutin Christian Louboutin ‘Maggie’ Watersnake Pump Y’know… we’re torn on this one. After the pajamas fiasco of last week, we appreciate the effort. And this...

  Guest judge Dylan Lauren, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors and Heidi Klum from the second challenge of Project Runway season 10. Heidi Klum in Elizabeth and James Elizabeth and James Snake-Print Nuri Pants Elizabeth and James Snake ‘Sabine’ Top Oh come on, girl. We don’t...

It’s time once again to turn the tables on the judges. As always, Kors remains not worth including in the discussion. We love the Duchess but his uniform is boring. Unlike red carpet outfits, the judges on Project Runway have to consider (or at least, should consider) how the outfit is...

Darlings, are you all ready for tomorrow night? And if you ask, “Why? What’s happening tomorrow night?” we will weep over your ignorance and question your Bitter Kitten-ness. It is, after all, the premiere of Project Runway’s tenth season, and to celebrate this...

Heidi is serving up German supermodel mommy realness. Heidi Klum with her two kids leaving Nobu in New York City. Even though by all accounts, she is a wonderful, attentive and affectionate mom (and we’ve heard that from people who would know), we still like to cast her in an imaginary...

Fraulein Klum is feeling Dy-no-mite, y’all! Heidi Klum attends “Germany’s Next Topmodel” Live Final Show Photocall with contestants Dominique Miller, Kasia Lenhard, Sarah Anessa Hitzschke, and Luisa Hartema.  Roberto Cavalli Fall 2012 Collection Although really,...

Okay, first off: this is probably one of our favorite Kluminator looks ever. Heidi Klum attends the ‘The Paperboy’ premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karolina Kurkova She looks stunning, no? Excellent...

If we were Michael Kors — hey, that would be kind of a fun party game. If we were Michael Kors … … We’d color-coordinate all the people on staff. Wednesdays are FUCHSIA! … We’d order $3000 worth of pizza from Domino’s and have it delivered to Jason...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...