Halle Berry attends the premiere of ‘The Call’ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in a Monique Lhuillier dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Monique Lhuillier Fall 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We’re sorry, but we have to laugh when the press goes all gaga over a pregnant celebrity and refers to everything she wears as a “baby bump dress” or “showing off her baby bump.” Please. Get a hold of yourself, your slip is showing, Mary. Halle Berry attends the...

Halle. Sweetie. You’ve been doing the fame poledance for a long time now; longer than you would like to admit, probably. So we’re puzzled as to why you picked this dress for a sit-down interview. Halle Berry makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ in a...

Now that awards season is over, Hollywood breathes a sigh of relief because not only can they all eat carbs again, they’re also free from the dreary restrictions of taste and elegance. Halle? That’s your cue.   Halle Berry attends the premiere ‘The Call’ in...

Miss Halle is serving up the very best of ’80s nighttime soap opera vixen realness:   Halle Berry attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Versace gown. You WERQ the SHIT out of that Dominique Devereux drag, Miss Thing! Two snaps up and a Champagne flute in a fireplace, girl!  ...

Oh, BRAVA, Miss Halle. Halle Berry attends the 44th Annual NAACP Image Awards in a Vivienne Westwood gown paired with Kabana earrings, Le Vian rings, and Brian Atwood shoes. We were beginning to become a bit concerned about you. You always dressed to show off the goods in a fairly respectable...

Halle Berry attends the BET Honors 2013 event in a Monique Lhuillier gown paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Monique Lhuillier Fall 2012 Collection     [Photo Credit: Aaron J. Thornton/PR Photos,...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Y’know, there’s a possibility that this look is a bit on the tacky side of things and we’re not entirely convinced that the top really works as a top…   Halle Berry attends ‘Cloud Atlas’ photocall in Moscow. Christian Louboutin Supra Fifre 120 Thigh...

Rejoice, sisters! For even Halle Berry sometimes can’t make a dress work for her! Have yourself a heaping helping of Fashion Schadenfreude:   Halle Berry attends the premiere of ‘Cloud Atlas’ in Moscow, Russia in a Catherine Malandrino Holiday 2013 leather cut-out...

Because it’s Friday and our word tank is low. Because Miss Halle’s a “let the pictures do the talking” kinda lady. And because…   Halle Berry attends the premiere of ‘Cloud Atlas’ in Los Angeles in Dolce&Gabbana. Come on, now. Bitch is...

Miss Halle is serving up seventies-Revlon-ad Pat Cleveland realness for the cover of Interview Germany:   Halle Berry covers the November 2012 issue of Interview Germany magazine photographed by Sean & Seng. And that’s just fabulous. Inside, she gets on with her funky bad self:...

We didn’t love this dress when we saw the pics of her walking out.   Halle Berry makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ in an asymmetrical dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. We thought it wasn’t doing much for her shape and the color...

As a public service announcement, and to give you all something to throw darts at today, we would like to remind the world that Halle Berry is a mere 4 years away from her 50th birthday.   Halle Berry covers the November 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Giampaolo Sgura in a...

You know how sometimes we say, “Girl, that’s not your dress?” Miss Halle, by virtue of the fact that she’s Miss Halle, demonstrates the exact opposite principle: Halle Berry attends the 2012 Jenesse Silver Rose Awards Gala and Auction in a Dolce&Gabbana dress....

Darlings, the stars came out last night to attend the 2011 FiFi Awards at Damrosch Park, Lincoln Center in New York City. What the hell are the FiFi Awards? How the hell should we know?  Come judge with us. Fergie in BCBG Max Azria Atelier If we were handing out report cards (and we hope...

Halle Berry attended the “Beauty Culture” Exhibition at the Annenberg Space For Photography in Century City, California in vintage Roberto Cavalli and T Lo’s plans have backfired horribly. You see, during our early morning editorial meeting, we were cycling through a bunch...

Halle Berry attends the 2011 Jenesse Silver Rose Auction and Gala in Beverly Hills in Roberto Cavalli and Christian Louboutin heels. On the one hand, it’s pretty hard to ever declare Halle Berry OUT because 1) She never has a bad hair day; 2) Gives face like there’s no tomorrow;...

  Halle Berry attends the Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night XVII in Phoenix, Arizona in a Rachel Roy dress. Rachel Roy Resort 2010 Collection Model: Daria Strokous     IN. Mkay, see you in a couple hours for the next post! Oh, fine. It’s a deceptively simple...

Amber Riley in Jennifer Salzman We don’t know if she had some sort of revelation or a new person on the payroll, but suddenly, she’s demonstrating a great understanding of how to fit her body. Love the color on her; don’t like the seaming in the bust. Angela Bassett...

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...