Some gal who bears a passing resemblance to Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of Harper’s.   Gwyneth Paltrow featured in the March 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson. Pretty girl. We wonder who she is. Must suck for her to look almost, but...

This is so goofy looking that we couldn’t deny our precious unborn fawns the opportunity to vote on it.   Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Coach 70th Anniversary Celebration in a Stella McCartney dress paired with a Coach clutch, bien sûr. Stella McCartney Spring 2012 Collection/Model:...

We had every intention of shouting out “WERQ it, girl!” at this look: Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Red Carpet for the Bambi Award 2011 ceremony in Wiesbaden, Germany in Elie Saab. Elie Saab Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Juju Ivanyuk (NATHALIE) Because it’s a gorgeous color,...

Get your coffee and strap yourselves in, darlings. We have a TON of Emmys red carpet coverage coming your way today. But before we get to the rundowns, we thought we’d single out one of the more discussed looks of the night. There’s a persistent idea that it must be so much fun to...

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the September 2011 issue of ELLE , photographed by Carter Smith and styled by T Lo personal favorite, Mr. Joe Zee. Let’s all form an Opinion Circle. [Burberry Cashmere Tunic] Julien Macdonald Fall 2011 Collection On getting support from Beyoncé on her...

Poodles, this is one of those times where we happily turn over the INing and the OUTing to you. We just can’t figure out how we feel about this dress. Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 3rd annual Bent on Learning benefit in New York City in an Alexander Wang dress. First thought:...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

Gwyneth Paltrow signs copies of her book ‘My Father’s Daughter” at Williams Sonoma in NYC in a Vionnet dress. Vionnet Spring 2011 Collection We’re not so sure this is working as a look. On the one hand, Gwynnie’s made for these sort of “slightly preppy with...

  Gwyneth Paltrow celebrates the launch of her new cookbook “My Father’s Daughter’ in Stella McCartney.     Stella McCartney Resort 2011 Collection Model: Magdalena Frackowiak Enh. It’s okay. Gwynnie and Stella are besties, so it’s no surprise...

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured on the cover of InStyle UK magazine, the April 2011 issue. Or at least her face is. We think that’s her face. It’s kind of hard to tell because the figure standing before us has entered the Uncanny Valley and doesn’t really look quite human...

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

M.I.A. in Manish Arora Spring 2009 M.I.A. in House of Holland Spring 2009 Such a demure young lady, basking in the glow of impending motherhood. To be perfectly blunt (and a little serious) when we see celebrities that dress like this, our only thought is “Her self esteem must be in the...