We don’t understand what we’re looking at here.   Gwyneth Paltrow attends Goop’s party to launch the summer season in London in Prabal Gurung. Prabal Gurung Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Ava Smith Tom Ford Spring 2013 Triple-Buckle Sandal Don’t get us wrong; we...

We kinda like this.   Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Valentino couture gown accessorized with Wilfredo Rosado jewelry. Gwynnie’s very good at events like these, where everyone is bringing their fashion A game and...

Whenever two of our cats are fighting with each other* and we’re forced to separate them, we use a line from the camp classic Drop Dead Gorgeous. No, not “JESUS LOVES WINNERS!” although that would be pretty funny. What we say instead is “I know, dear. We all hate...

Oh, what a lovely gesture, People magazine.   People magazine has named actress Gwyneth Paltrow as the world’s most beautiful woman. Hopefully, she’ll use this and learn to love herself. We think we speak for most of humanity, living or dead, when we say … “OH FOR...

Gotta give it up for GOOPy, this is gorgeously dramatic.   Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Tiffany & Co. Blue Book Ball at Rockefeller Center in New York City in a Ralph Lauren gown accessorized with Tiffany & Co. jewelry and Jimmy Choo shoes. And it’s kind of refreshing to see...

Credit where it’s due, this is a sharp and chic look for her.   Gwyneth Paltrow heads back to her hotel after dinner in Paris in a Bibhu Mohapatra dress. Bibhu Mohapatra Fall 2013 Collection Not that we think sharp and chic is somehow unusual for her. Unlike a lot of people, we...

Gwyneth Paltrow attends the premiere of ‘Iron Man 3′ in Paris in an Erdem embroidered top and trousers from the Fall 2013 collection. Erdem Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Nastya Kusakina     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Darlings, it’s “Choose Your Own Gwynnie” time! You get to choose which version of Gwynnie you’d rather spend the day with! Will it be:   Happy, sunny, “check out my tits” Gwynnie? Or will it be: Pretentious, judgmental “let me tell you what...

Gwyneth Paltrow makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’  in New York City to promote her new book in a Rag & Bone blazer and shorts. Rag & Bone Jefferson Stripe-print Blazer Rag & Bone Tennis Stripe-print Shorts       [Photo Credit:...

Gwyneth Paltrow attends the opening of Tracy Anderson Flagship Studio in Brentwood, California in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Michael Kors sandals. Victoria Beckham Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Zuzanna Bijoch Michael Kors Fall 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

This is all right. We guess.   Gwyneth Paltrow signs copies of her new book “It’s All Good: Delicious, Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great” at Barnes & Noble in Los Angeles in an Isabel Marant dress paired with Michael Kors booties. Isabel...

There’s something so gloriously appropriate about Gwynnie on the cover of Self magazine. After all, is there any star more self-oriented than her?   Gwyneth Paltrow covers the April 2013 issue of Self magazine in a Just Cavalli dress photographed by Matt Jones. Unfortunately, this...

A computer simulation of Gwyneth Paltrow graces the cover of InStyle UK. Gwyneth Paltrow covers the January 2012 issue of InStyle UK Magazine in a Jil Sander coat. That is some Gollum-level CGI going on there. Jil Sander Fall 2012 Collection Inside, Gwyneth tells us all about her life. Again....

Gwyneth Paltrow presents the ‘Boss Nuit Pour Femme’ fragrance at the Neptuno Palace in Madrid in a BOSS Black dress. BOSS Black Fall 2012 Collection       [Photo Credit: Solarpix/PR Photos,...

Y’know, we have to give Gwynnie – and Michael Kors – credit, because every cell in our bodies (note: exaggeration for dramatic license) is screaming at us that this dress should not work, and yet … Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Michael Kors-Golden Heart Gala in New York...

We’ve been arguing for some time that stylists and the ladystars they dress can be awfully lemming-like in their choices. You turn around one day and suddenly everyone’s sporting pointy-toed pumps, or red clutches, or men’s watches. We get why these folks want to give the...

Gwynnie takes a pretty great picture for the cover of InStyle. Gwyneth Paltrow covers the October 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Giampaolo Sgura in a Diane von Furstenberg jumpsuit paired with Fred Leighton earrings and Vhernier bracelets.   And once she’s lured us...

Darlings, in case you got drunk and passed out without the news reaching your ears, you probably already know that last night was Fashion’s Prom Night, otherwise known as the Met Gala. What does that mean for you? Why, at least a hundred self-important celebs wearing millions of dollars...

We don’t know if Gwynnie actually had lunch in this, but it certainly screams Lady Who Lunches, no? Gwyneth Paltrow out and about in NYC in a Burberry Prorsum dress paired with Sergio Rossi heels and a Victoria Beckham shoulder bag. Burberry Prorsum Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Victoria...

Darlings, it was the ”My Valentine” Video Premiere hosted by Paul McCartney and Stella McCartney at her store in Los Angeles and all the stars   came out to shine against the shittiest step-and-repeat backdrop we’ve seen in years! Wait. What?   Ginnifer Goodwin This...

Darlings, it was the “Louis Vuitton – Marc Jacobs: The Exhibition” in Paris! We don’t quite know what that is, but apparently it required all the ladystars attending to wear Very Serious Fashion. Except one, that is. Dianna Agron Very cute. It’s a basic little...