Attagirl, Reese:   Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth seen out and about shopping in SoHo, New York City. There’s a whole chapter in our book on how to conduct oneself post-scandal and Reese, bless her heart, is working all the angles. Basically, after you’ve humiliated...

Oh Benedict. You done screwed this one up.   Benedict Cumberbatch arrives at his hotel in NYC. Because if you had had the foresight and intelligence to consult us before you embarked on your Star Trek whoretour, we would have said, “Cumby, it’s like this. You are giving the...

We’re sorry, but we burst out laughing at the first sight of these pictures and even now, we still can’t stop laughing when we look at them.   Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston seen walking back on Madison Avenue after shopping at Barney’s and dining at Fred’s...

Darlings, it’s another Sausage Friday and we feel the need to kick this one off in style. Ladies, prepare for egg-drop in T-minus 5…:   Chris Pine heads out to ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ screening in New York City in a Ralph Lauren pinstripe suit. BAM. You’re...

Darlings, we make no excuses for the lack of fabulosity in the following pictures.   Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson seen walking together in SOHO in New York City. Diane is wearing a Rag & Bone parka. They’re adorable, we’re gown’d the fuck out, there are little...

We can’t think of a better way to close out Sausage Friday than this, kittens:     ‘True Blood’ star Alexander Skarsgard arrives at his hotel in New York City. Jon Hamm going commando while jogging wasn’t available, after all. You’re welcome, by the...

Is it us, or is he working that Clark Kent drag harder and harder the closer we get to the new Superman movie, reminding us all of what could have been?   Matt Bomer having lunch at a Chipotle in Los Angeles Guh. Anyway, we were saying … what were we saying?   [Photo Credit:...

T Lo thinks Will.i.am is A-OK. That is so totally the kind of thing a dorky uncle would say, is it not? We are ashamed, but we couldn’t resist the opportunity. Besides, this look actually is pretty okay.   Will.i.am arrives at BBC Radio 1 in London. Until you get to the bottom,...

It’s a pec-off, darlings! Pitting boystar against boystar in a humiliating bodypart assessment contest! No. Even we couldn’t be that cruel to Josh. They’re both lovely men. Don’t let’s compare, kittens. Let’s just savor the view. Hugh Jackman takes a walk...

A little ditty about Josh and Diane.   Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger head to dinner in NYC. Versus Spring 2012 Collection Pump Sorry, we lied. No ditty. Songwriting and poetry is not our forte, darlings. We just couldn’t get the lyric out of our heads. Anyway, here’s a...

Darlings, here is your Boy of the Day, Mr. Ryan Reynolds, walki– Hold up.   Ryan Reynolds grabs some lunch at Burger King in New York City. RYAN REYNOLDS EATS BURGER KING? What the FUCK, world. We could live on nothing but protein shakes and dreams, doing a thousand crunches a day...

If any fan boys or fan girls feel they need to comfort Darryl after last night’s Walking Dead, don’t worry about it, darlings.   ‘The Walking Dead’ star Norman Reedus with his dog in West Hollywood, California. He’s got it covered. Oh, shit. We should have...

Here is Matt Bomer wearing nothing objectionable, darlings.   Matt Bomer out and about in Beverly Hills. The fact that his clothes are so blandly inoffensive might spark some cranky criticism from us, but even on the off-chance we could get any of you to tear yourselves away from the...

Because male stars never suffer under the frantic scrutiny that bedevils their female counterparts, we’re all about evening that out a bit. Unfortunately, because they’re not pressured to look good (or lent high-end items) like the female stars are, most paparazzi photos of male...

We have been subjected to eye-searing surrealist menswear this morning and now we feel we must cleanse our palates with the Real Deal.   ‘Doctor Who’ star Matt Smith leaves the Dior party at Harry’s Ba in London. Ah. That’s much better. In other news, Doctor Who...

We’re on the cusp of spring and the goslings have come out for sunshine and adulation, darlings.   Ryan Gosling returns to his hotel in New York City. Knocking me out with those Canadian thighs. We’re not even going to pretend there’s a fashion component to this post,...

Hi Dylan. We like your fascism coat. ‘American Horror Story’ star Dylan McDermott takes a stroll in Soho area of New York City. Sorry. It’s just that leather trench coats, while fabulous, always make us think they should be on a grim-faced someone in a WWII newsreel. But we...

This is why it’s no fun doing NYC “On the Street” posts in the dead of winter:   Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz in NYC. Really now. It’s like they don’t even want to give us something to work with. We suppose the only thing left to say is, “Wow, Daniel...

We feel we have been remiss in giving you manflesh, kittens. Let’s rectify.   Ian Somerhalder arrives in Washington D.C. for the Inauguration. Gosh, we sure would like to know who designed whatever’s in your garment bag, Ian. Do you think you could help us out a little? Aw,...

Le sigh. He can hold our coffee cups anytime he wants. Or something.   Matt Bomer meets fans as he leaves a taping of Live! with Kelly and Michael in New York City. Every single thing he’s wearing is alternately giving us life and inspiring jealous rage. Oh, Matt Bomer. Why must...

These two are a couple? We suppose, given our jobs, that we should be more up on celebrity gossip, but we’d rather pull our teeth out with pliers than devote too much of our brainspace to it. Not that sitting around discussing celebrity clothing is some sort of grand higher calling, but...