Rachel McAdams got herself all dolled up (by none other than Mr. Joe Zee) for the cover of Elle. We are confused by her pose. ELLE June 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Romantic” Photographed by Alexei Hay Styled by: Joe Zee Did she dislocate her shoulder or something? And why does she...

Oh, what the hell. Let’s make it three Jennys in a row. Jennifer Lawrence covers Canadian magazine Flare’s June 2011 issue in Gucci. Photographed by Max Abadian Bracelet by Louis Vuitton   On throwing away diet plans: “I don’t really diet or anything. I’m miserable when I’m...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Eva Mendes attends the”Last Night” premiere during the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in a Gucci dress. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection Model: Jourdan Dunn People sometimes like to impose the “expert” label on us and it’s something we’ve always resisted for a lot...

Beyonce poses on the balcony of the Hotel Ritz for a Harper’s Bazaar photo shoot in a Gucci gown. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection Model: Natasha Poly We rarely do this sort of thing, feature on-set pictures of an editorial being shot; but we saw these pictures this morning and simultaneously...

So we finished Mildred Pierce the the other night. We phrase it that way (rather than saying, “We watched the end of …”) because it truly felt like work to get through it. In fact, the further we get away from it the more we get a little annoyed that we invested the time in...

  Anne Hathaway attends the “Rio” Los Angeles Premiere in Gucci.   Gucci Spring 2011 Collection Model: Chanel Iman     Hunh. How about that. Glasses. We think she looks adorable in these frames, but the red carpet seems like an odd place to unveil them. In...

  Gucci Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Joan Smalls The Marie Claire UK May 2011 Issue features January Jones, who really needs to take more modeling jobs until Mad Men gets back on its feet. But first: On her role in Mad Men: “I’d done films, but never TV. I was hesitant...

  Lanvin Spring 2011 Collection/Jil Sander Spring 2011 Collection L’Officiel Lithuania March 2011 issue Model: Leighton Meester Stylist: Peju Famojure Photographer: Alexey Yurenev Remember that old Sex and the City episode where Carrie was asked to be a model for charity and walk a...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

Frida Giannini hasn’t left the ’70s for this collection but since this is the 1970s by way of the 1940s (in other words, the truly chic and timeless part of the ’70s), we can’t complain. In fact, complaining seems completely inappropriate when we’re faced with...

Beyoncé is featured on the cover of French fashion magazine L’Officiel’s March 2011 issue; the magazine’s 90th anniversary issue. She’s featured inside in an editorial paying homage to African queens through the ages. Gucci Spring 2011 Collection Model: Karmen Pedaru So many...

  Jennifer Lopez attends the first annual UNICEF Women Of Compassion Luncheon in Los Angeles, California in Gucci.  Gucci Spring 2011 Collection Model: Natasha Poly  That’s a pretty showy look for a luncheon. Then again, would we expect any less of J Lo than to show up at...

  ELLE March 2011 issue photographed by Carter Smith Gucci Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Anja Rubik We are never going to stop singing the praise of that Gucci spring 2011 collection, high-waisted pants aside. We just love the eye-searing colors and the fact that the whole collection...

We’re gonna stretch our muscles and see if we can find something to say about each of the men. Warning: this is going to get repetitive. Hit it, boys.   Andrew Garfield in Burberry The blue tuxedo was a chic choice and while we do believe it’s permissable and even stylish to...

Darlings, the glitterati attended the Vogue Paris Cocktail hosted by Carine Roitfeld in honour of Frida Giannini as part of Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week at Gucci Rue Royal Shop in Paris. Everyone wore Gucci and everyone thinks they’re more fabulous than you. Let’s rip those...

  Gucci Spring 2011 Ad Campaign Models: Karmen Pedaru, Joan Smalls, Nikola Jovanovic, Gen Huismans, Hailey Clauson Photographed by Mert & Marcus.    We kind of dig the “’80s power bitch” vibe of some of these looks. We didn’t love them as much when...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...

Well darling, the stars were out for the various Grammy-related activities this past week and you know what that means, don’t you? It’s BITCHPANTS time! Paula Abdul in Basil Soda Spring 2009 Jesus Christ, we needed a second cup of coffee before looking at that. There’s so...

Well, Korto and Malan (which sounds like a detective agency), got it right for their Spring ‘o9 shows. We love both of these big clunky necklaces. Certainly, La Nina has a history of wearing them well. We’re all for this trend, in theory. Unfortunately, we’re in sharp...