While we were smack in the middle of watching and live-tweeting last night’s Project Runway, Lorenzo did the gay gasp, looked up from his laptop, and momentarily channeled one of our teenage nieces. “OhmigoddidyouseeKristenStewart? In W? Ohmigodshelooksamazing!” Tom, totally...

Oh, Miss Olivia; we do think we might be falling a little in love with you. Olivia Wilde attends the UK premiere of “Cowboys & Aliens” in Gucci. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Lindsay Ellingson Because you not only give us so much to talk about when you hit that red carpet,...

We don’t care what anyone says about Kate Moss. Criticize her looks or pooh-pooh her personal life; you put that girl in the right clothes and point her at either a runway or a camera lens and that bitch can WERQ. Miu Miu Kate Moss featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue UK...

My goodness, kittens. We need a break from the red carpets and the runways and the reality TV for a moment. It’s all so frantic and attention-seeking and we are delicate little Hummel figurines in the face of such an onslaught. We need to center ourselves and find our inner calm blue...

Who’s ready to feel old and out of touch? YOU ARE, kittens! It’s the 2011 Teen Choice Awards and a bunch of people with really silly names hopped up on the red carpet because they’re finally tall enough to get on this ride. Let’s puncture some self-importance together,...

If it’s not obvious by now, allow us to articulate: we think of celebrities as our own private little fashion dolls, complete with made-up histories and personalities. Far healthier than actually giving a crap what these drama queens are really like, we say. In that vein, our Beyonce...

Soon to be unemployed (maybe) Glee cast member and not-upcoming Funny Girl cast member Lea Michele casts about for a backup career by doing catalogue work. Oh, we’re just teasing, she’s in a quite nice editorial for Harper’s. Lea Michele featured in the September issue of...

Celebrities are not like us, darlings. Not exactly a profound statement but one that bears revisiting right now. Because you see, when non-celebrities go through breakups, they turn to friends and family to help them make sense of what just happened, get them drunk, co-sign on the Ben &...

Ryan Gosling is determined to make us love him. “Ryan Gosling,” he must have said to himself as he got out of bed, “What can I, Ryan Gosling, do to make two bitchy gay fashion bloggers love me that doesn’t require the trading of sexual favors?” Ryan Gosling...

Normally, we wouldn’t have much to say about Josh Hartnett’s casual street look here: Josh Hartnett shopping in SoHo. But it brings to mind an ongoing argument discussion in our house; namely, to cuff or not to cuff one’s shorts. You see, it all started one day when Lo came...

This is one of those things that’s going to make us sound either endearingly empathetic or like we’re desperate to sound like we’re endearingly empathetic (depending on how cynical you are), but when we see someone who is clearly uncomfortable with whatever they’re...

Annie gets to try out her English accent skills for her upcoming movie, so Harper’s did her all up like a 21st Century dolly bird for a cute editorial. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren Anne Hathaway featured in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar Photographed by...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

We are SO not going to hear much agreement in the comments section on this one, but we don’t care. Work them panties, girl! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the premiere of the ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ during the 33d Moscow International Film Festival in Gucci....

Okay, we really liked how W styled Xtina for the July issue, but attention must be paid to the lady who shares cover space with her this month. Louis Vuitton Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Carmen Cass (SILENT) W Magazine July 2011 Issue Editorial: Beyoncé: Fierce, Fearless, Female By Lynn...

Captain America, otherwise known as Chris Evans, is featured in the July 2011 issue of GQ magazine wearing Gucci and being subjected to a cringe-worthy “Dear Diary, I TOTALLY met Chris Evans today!!!!!” style of “interview.” Gucci Fall 2011 Collection On his initial...

Saint Kate of Giving Good Face fixed her Blue Steel on the lens of an InStyle Australia photographer for the July 2011 issue. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Anabela Belikova Lovely. But Cate? If we may…? We wouldn’t normally give advice to she who is rock-solid in her...

Such is the state of this week’s red carpet scene that we find ourselves once again faced with more than one “IN or OUT” post for today. Minions are instructed to stay on alert. There’s just too much coming down the pike that requires your judgment. Darlings, our cups...

Poodles, isn’t it time we started focusing on the very rich, as well as the famous? Don’t the very rich deserve a little time in the sun? Don’t the very rich deserve our bitchery? Well, no. You know why? The very rich are boring as hell. They only become interesting when...

We were subjected to a barrage of Green Lantern ads riding the Amtrak to New York the other day and we have to say, all that lurid green was making us a little nauseous by the time we disembarked. Still, Tom’s a nerd and any time a Super Friend gets the CGI treatment, he feels...

Kittens, we swear we’re not turning into a Glee fan blog. It’s just that the second season finale is coming up, so the plucky little kids keep popping up all over the place in a sort of  “Have a great summer! 2good + 2be = 4gotten!” yearbook signing (aka PR push)....