Cute boy Josh Bowman models cute boyclothes for GQ. There are worse things to spend your day looking at.   Josh Bowman featured in the February 2012 issue of GQ magazine photographed by Mei Tao. Parka, $328 by A|X Armani Exchange. T-shirt, $70 by Todd Snyder. Chinos, $60 by Gap 1969....

Who’s up for some meaty French thighs right now? Show of hands. Well, you’re in luck.  Best Actor Nominee (and current Man of the Moment) Jean Dujardin got his brooding on for GQ magazine in an array of plaid suits, which makes Lorenzo very happy. When filling out forms that ask...

Although anything with a leather pussy bow indicates to us that it might not be anyone’s dress. Salma Hayek at the premiere of “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” in Paris in Gucci. All we can think is how much she must be sweating under that. It’s possible this could be...

Slightly frightening, Uncanny Valley Charlize graces the cover of W for the February issue: Charlize Theron coves the February 2012 issue of W magazine photographed by Mario Sorrenti and styled by Edward Enninful. Bottega Veneta’s silk chiffon gown. Martin Katz 18k white gold and diamond...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

Lorenzo’s future husband (as Lorenzo tells it) gets his thick-neck thing on for Details, to the delight of, you guessed it, Lorenzo. Tom is largely ambivalent and likely to make passive-aggressive bitchy comments and/or rolled eyes with accompanying wanking hand motions behind...

His last attempt at an editorial was deeply disappointing, but Ewan is back in fine form for the January 2012 issue of GQ magazine, wearing the clothes he was born to wear and looking damn cute in the process. We’ll take one of everything. And we do mean everything. This makes up for...

You’re all going to kill us for featuring this, aren’t you?     Dolce & Gabbana Justin Bieber featured in the ‘Spring 2012′ issue of V Magazine photographed by Inez Van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin and styled by Nicola Formichetti.   But hey,...

Oh, we just love this. ELLE magazine has an editorial titled “Pulp Fiction” starring all the ladies from Ryan Murphy’s popular shows (Glee and American Horror Story): Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, Kate Mara, Naya Rivera, Jayma Mays, Taissa Farmiga, Connie Britton, Heather...

Looks like Reese felt it was time for an image shakeup. Reese Witherspoon featured in the February 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Mario Grauso. That doesn’t even look like her. At first glance, it looks like an Olsen twin. She even sounds a little...

Right on time, with the breakup still fresh in everyone’s minds, Demi gets her “As a mother, a person, and an entertainer” moment; that thing designed to show the world after your breakup that you are both defiantly strong and willing to move on, and also that you’re...

Blake Lively is urging you to eat a cupcake. Do it for the children.  Blake Lively attends benefit event at Sprinkles bakery in New York City in Gucci. Gucci Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss Because she’s wearing a pleated gold metallic skirt and is too afraid to take a bite...

We hate to be old-fashioned about fashion. What we mean by that is we hate subscribing to the old rules. You CAN wear white after Labor Day; a lady CAN wear slacks to a formal event; colors are NOT necessarily season-specific; shoes do NOT have to match the bag, etc. But then we take a look...

Darlings, what should you get the insufferable brat on your holiday shopping list? What does one buy for the child who has everything but still keeps asking for more? Gucci children’s accessories, of course. These are obviously for children who aren’t dirty little airheads who...

We had a choice of either featuring Chloe on the red carpet today (At the Hugo premiere) or Chloe in the pages of French mag Jalouse looking like this: Chloe Moretz covers the December 2011/January 2012 issue of French magazine Jalouse in a Gucci ensemble paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes....

We may have to revise our term for gorgeous people who get free clothes and styling who nonetheless look like they put no effort in. We’ve dubbed such actions “Pulling a Jolie,” but there’s an argument to be made that we should consider calling it “Pulling a...

Salma has been strutting around the world in 4-inch heels, poledancing for that cat movie, bless her. But ever since she married that insanely rich French guy, it seems she’s been forced to only wear the brands his company owns or partially owns, e.g., Gucci, Bottega Veneta, Balenciaga,...

When Immortals opened and Luke appeared on this site for the first time, the commentariat swooned as one, catching us off guard. Of course we have no argument with the reaction, it’s just that it’s notable when so many people agree at the same time that someone’s...