Ever since Miss Salma married that French billionaire (attagirl), she’s been forced to go out in public wearing clothes from the design houses his company owns, which means she’s been forced into clothes that don’t always suit her. She’s not really built for the more...

Darlings, here is your pretty for the day: Michael Fassbender, getting his strokable mug stroked by some stupid bitch who thinks she’s all that:   Suit, $1,195, shirt, $375, and tie, $130, by Calvin Klein Collection. Tie bar, $15, by The Tie Bar. Michael Fassbender is featured in...

Here’s your prettyboy for the day. And while Andrew Garfield has a face made to be photographed, he suffers from that malady all boystars do when forced to wear expensive clothes and stare into a lens: The Amazing Spider-Man star Andrew Garfield is featured in the Summer 2012 issue of...

It’s so hard for us to come up with anything other than, “Haha, tassel loafers, amirite?” But guess what? They’re back.   Michael Bastian Spring 2012 Collection Alexander McQueen B Store Church’s Gucci Harrys of London Jimmy Choo John Lobb   Of course,...

Put your hands in the air, bitches! It’s Gucci night! Solange and James are ready to party all night in their borrowed clothes! Woot! Woot!   James Franco and Solange Knowles attend Gucci and GQ’s party in NYC, both wearing the label. Gucci Resort 2012 Collection Gucci...

Darlings, we’re shirking our duties in the meatpacking arena. Allow us to address that forthwith and posthaste. Because MAN, can Derrick Rose fill out clothes. Even little silk t-shirts under suit jackets. Even tight little white skinny jeans. Even a striped motherfucking tank top. We...

Let’s take a refreshing turn toward the casual after all of those gowns today, dolls.   Freida Pinto attends the premiere of “Trishna” during the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in a Gucci suit paired with a Fendi baguette. Gucci Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Julia...

We’ll start off by saying we never could stand this guy. WAY too aware of the quirkiness of his looks and it just comes across a bit too forcefully in a “You can’t resist my charms” kinda way. Plus there was that whole “molesting Halle Berry at the Oscars”...

Lots of cuties wearing lots of really unfortunate suits, darlings. Let’s get to it.   Alexander Skarsgard and Stellan Skarsgard Daw. That’s kind of cute. We don’t think we’ve ever seen them together before. Sorry, dad. Sonny boy wins this one. His jacket’s a...

Zooey is looking more and more like a painting of a big-eyed ragamuffin on black velvet.   Zooey Deschanel featured in the May 2012 issue of Marie Claire magazine photographed by Tesh. If they poof up the back of her hair a bit more and slap on a little more makeup to make her eyes look...

We’re not too proud to admit we’re a little wiped out after that Mad Style post and we’re just slapping these pictures up while we regroup. But hey, Michael Fassbender cries and takes off all his clothes. It’s not like you actually need us to say anything about it....

Around these parts, winter forgot to arrive and we seem to be heading straight into summer, but what the hell. Let’s pretend it’s chilly out and talk velvet.   Gucci We’re the kind of queens who love a well-deployed velvet; it’s time we admitted that. We mentioned...

Let’s show the boys a little love. And by “love” we mean “judge them harshly.”   Liam Hemsworth in Gucci Gucci Spring 2012 Collection We’ll say this: he’s a much better dresser than his brother. What a fabulous jacket. We’re partial to the...

Miss Tay gets put through her fashion paces. Taylor Swift covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia photographed by Benny Horne. Gucci Spring 2012 Collection Tom Ford Jacket [not pictured]/Proenza Schouler Spring 2012 Collection  Dries Van Noten Spring 2012 Collection...

It seems a little silly to say we’re ready for spring, since, where we are, winter still hasn’t quite arrived yet. But our internal clocks are longing for crocus shoots and longer days, so this editorial from Vogue Korea entitled “Spring Breeze” couldn’t be a...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

You bitches better love us. Because, while we’re used to meeting reality show contestants, having drinks with them, and then turning around and criticizing them on our blog, we’re not at all used to it when it comes to fashion editors and stylists that we know. Even worse when...

Cute boy Josh Bowman models cute boyclothes for GQ. There are worse things to spend your day looking at.   Josh Bowman featured in the February 2012 issue of GQ magazine photographed by Mei Tao. Parka, $328 by A|X Armani Exchange. T-shirt, $70 by Todd Snyder. Chinos, $60 by Gap 1969....