Darlings, we didn’t forget about that little show that launched our careers, we promise you. We’ll always take time out from our busy fashion weeking to bitch about the judges’ outfits a little.   Anna Sui in Anna Sui That is a really adorable dress, we have to say....

Ryan is wearing a gorgeous suit and Eva is wearing a gorgeous dress that’s a skosh too long on her. Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling attend the premiere of ‘The Place Beyond The Pines’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. Eva Mendes wore a Dolce&Gabbana dress...

Blake looks okay here. Not incredible, not WERQ-worthy, and probably not even worth asking if she’s IN or OUT. She just looks … okay.   Blake Lively attends the Gucci Première Fragrance Launch in Venice, Italy in head-to-toe Gucci. Gucci ‘Kinga Spike’ Strappy...

Kristen Stewart, having dared to do something not approved of by millions of people who don’t know her, and having acted in the less-than-entirely-responsible manner that all 22-year-olds in history have avoided up until now, has decided to show her strumpet face on the cover of Vogue...

Having gotten the morning announcements out of the way, let us start the day off with worship. Let us pray.   Salma Hayek attends the Gucci Award for Women in Cinema during the 69th Venice International Film Festival in a Gucci gown. Damn. That’s a star, darlings. If your hair or...

Darlings, your pretty of the day, it is here. A little stark, a little scary, and a little in need of mascara at the moment, but nonetheless, very pretty. It’s a shame they’re running this in the September issue, because it would make one kickass Halloween editorial. The shot...

Robert Pattinson has stopped crying and cutting himself long enough to get dressed and shuffle his way back out into the spotlight. Let’s all take a moment and salute his bravery and fortitude. Okay, moment’s up.   Robert Pattinson attends the ‘Cosmopolis’...

Enh. We’re too ambivalent about this spread to call it your Pretty of the Day. The clothes are gorgeous and Lana looks pretty good, in terms of hair and makeup, but man, does this girl ever need modeling lessons if she wants to do this sort of thing. You’re in Vogue, for...

More boys, girls!   Taylor Kitsch, Idris Elba, Garrett Hedlund, Aaron Paul, Aaron Johnson, and Armie Hammer cover the September 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Yu Tsai. We always cringe just a little when Vanity Fair or some other magazine does a “NEXT GENERATION OF...

We don’t know what it is, but it seems like lately, the beauty and fashion mags keep putting pictures of stars on the cover looking like they’re in the middle of delivering a very pointed comment to the photographer. Keira Knightley is featured in the September 2012 issue of...

We have nothing to add to these ridiculously fabulous pictures except to say: Pete Campbell with a pornstache in loungewear? Whoever envisioned this one deserves a raise. Shirt by Etro Vincent Kartheiser models for Mr. Porter, photographed by Kurt Iswarienko and styled by Gaelle Paul. On what...

Selena is serving up late-’60s Ronstadt realness; a reference bound to go over the heads of any Teen Vogue readers.   Selena wears an American Eagle Outfitters shirt, $40. Jill Stuart bralet, $248. Gucci necklace. Pandora gold rings. Selena’s own silver ring. Giles &...

Annie, we love ya, but you’ve got to stop it with this Michelle Williams thing you’re doing. A pixie cut does not necessarily a twee princess make, dear.   Anne Hathaway attends London premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ at Odeon Leicester Square in a Gucci gown...

Given the temperatures on the east coast this week, we think it’s safe to say that Flo clearly shoved a bag of ice into her panties. That’s the only explanation as to why she’s not sprawled out on the sidewalk from heat exhaustion. Florence Welch goes out for a walk in New...

Skinny bitches. We hate them. “Ooooh, look at meeeeee. I’m in Paris and I’m all famous and rich and gorgeous and shit!” They think they’re all that.   Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger go for a stroll and make a stop at the Jardins des Tuileries funfair in...

Mlle. Marion is serving up ATTITUDE and FACE.   Marion Cotillard is featured in the July/August 2012 issue of WSJ magazine photographed by Josh Onlins and styled by David Vandewal. Gucci Fall 2012 Collection Balenciga Fall 2012 Collection Bottega Veneta Fall 2012 Collection Thakoon Fall...

T & Lo are at odds once again and it will be up to the Precious Unborn Fawns to come to a decision. Blake Lively attends the premiere of “Savages” in New York City in a Gucci gown. Lo says: “Time to stop being so proud of not having a stylist and hire one. I Don’t...

  Praise Jesus, color is back in menswear in a big way. And these two color queens couldn’t be happier about it. You should see our house. Those yellow suits? Same color as our kitchen. The green one? Our bedroom. The orange ones? Lorenzo’s office. And ten years ago, one wall...

“Credit where it’s due” time, darlings. He’s been disappointing us left and right on the Spider-pole-dance tour, but we’re willing to forgive everything just for wearing this one outfit.   The Amazing Spider-man Andrew Garfield makes an appearance on the...

It’s something of a cliche for stylists to default to the sleek ponytail. We’re certainly guilty of that. If you did a search of this site on some variant of the phrase “a sleek ponytail would have suited this better,” you’d get … well, we don’t know...

All right. Let’s get this over with.   Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone attend the Germany premiere of “The Amazing Spider-Man” in Berlin. Andrew Garfield wore jacket, pants, and sweater by Gucci. Emma Stone wore dress by Andrew Gn, shoes by Christian Louboutin, and...