Gotta say, Frodo sure has learned how to rock a suit in his older age.   Shirt by Gucci | Suit by Dolce&Gabbana Elijah Wood is featured on Mr. Porter photographed by Blair Getz Mezibov and styled by Gaelle Paul. Suit by Alexander McQueen | Shirt by Canali | Tie by Drake’s |...

A little slice of Robb Stark for your Pretty of the Day, darlings.   Coat by Valentino | Tie by Thom Browne | Shirt by Turnbull & Asser | Trousers and Socks by J.Crew | Shoes by Church’s ‘Game of Thrones’ hottie Richard Madden is featured on Mr. Porter modeling...

This dress makes us feel a little funny.   Kate Beckinsale attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Gucci dress paired with a Neil Lane necklace and a Judith Leiber clutch. Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke Not in some sort of...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Here is your script for the following scrolldown: *sigh* *sigh* *sigh* WHAT THE FUCK?!? Ryan Gosling (pictured with his mother Donna Gosling) attends the premiere of ‘Gangster Squad’ in Los Angeles in Gucci. Talk about a needle scratch. Those shoes are awful. Still, we give him...

Miss Kerry has got it going on with both these looks, proving she’s got what it takes to be considered a true fashionista: the ability to work totally different looks and make it seem like she was born to wear them. First up: The High Fashion Bitch Look: Kerry Washington attends The...

One deliciously fun side effect of the current malestar penchant for the tightly fitted suit is that they’re finally in the same boat as the ladystars in tight dresses; one extra ounce and the outfit doesn’t quite work as well as it could. Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes an appearance...

Darlings, as we, the American Bitter Kittens, prepare to celebrate that most American of holidays (ethnic exploitation + stuffing your face), let’s all turn to our favorite German to provide us with a little fun and glamour. And hair. Lots and lots of hair.   Heidi Klum covers the...

  Jessica Biel attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in Los Angeles in a Gucci dress paired with a Fendi clutch, Sergio Rossi sandals, and Jennifer Meyer earrings. Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marikka Juhler Fendi Resort 2013 Clutch     [Photo Credit: Andrew...

Bradley Cooper attends the premiere of ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ in Los Angeles in Gucci.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR...

We trust that the following pictures speak for themselves and we won’t have to explain to you why this is Not Your Dress, Scar:   Scarlett Johansson attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in New York City in a Rodarte dress paired with Gucci shoes and Lorraine Schwartz...

Gotta give it up for R Patz. This is a stunning look:   Robert Pattinson attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in a Gucci suit paired with Bally shoes. A gorgeous, perfectly fitted suit in a highly unusual color that he’s pulling off...

Darlings, in order to properly close out this incredibly dreary week (especially if you live on the east coast), let’s all indulge in some colorful opulence topped off with primo bitchface, shall we? Enjoy, kittens. L’Officiel Thailand November 2012 Issue Editorial: “Eastern...

Brit, we say this with love: you’ve got to get over your compulsion to break out the tits, the ass, and the skin-tight dresses all at once.   Britney Spears makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in an Hervé Léger dress paired with Gucci shoes. This...

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

As Hurricane Sandy lashes the windows of T Lo Manor and we look out over the storm, fearing the worst, it’s comforting to have celebrities in this time of need; celebrities making wholly inexplicable decisions. Cameron? Why don’t you come out here and distract us from the weather...

Hypothesis: Once we plant “Lee Press-On Nails” in your head, you won’t be able to see anything else. Experiment:   Bella Heathcote attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala Presented by the Los Angeles Times in Gucci. Results: ? Conclusion: We’re sorry to...

You guys, Katy looks elegant. We know! Right? Crazy! And she even managed elegance while still shoving her boobs in everyone’s face!   Katy Perry attends the Comedy Central’s Night Of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together For Autism Programs event in New York City in a Gucci...

We finally caught Dark Shadows the other night, and holy cow, is that one awful movie. It’s visually stunning; probably one of the most beautiful Tim Burton films to look at, and that’s saying something, but somewhere along the way, they forgot to write a script that made a lick...

Well, Jessica. We’ll give you credit: you tried like hell to make this work. Jessica Biel attends the 4th Annual Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon Presented by Lifetime in a Gucci Dress paired with Louis Vuitton pumps, a Fendi bag, and Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Gucci Fall 2012...

You know how we always say, “Darlings, here’s a pretty boy for you to get over the hump today?” Well, to hell with that, GQ is serving up MAN. Coat, $2,295, shirt, $295, tie, $155, and pants, $495, by Ralph Lauren Black Label. Pocket square, $40 by Polo Ralph Lauren. Tie...