Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown, Part 1 May08

Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown, Part 1

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 1 Jan14

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 1

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

In or Out: Salma Hayek in Gucci Première Jun26

In or Out: Salma Hayek in Gucci Première

It’s something of a cliche for stylists to default to the sleek ponytail. We’re certainly guilty of that. If you did a search of this site on some variant of the phrase “a sleek ponytail would have suited this better,” you’d get … well, we don’t know...

Cannes Watch: Salma Hayek in Gucci Première May21

Cannes Watch: Salma Hayek in Gucci Première

Ever since Miss Salma married that French billionaire (attagirl), she’s been forced to go out in public wearing clothes from the design houses his company owns, which means she’s been forced into clothes that don’t always suit her. She’s not really built for the more...

2012 Oscars Red Carpet – Part TWO Feb27

2012 Oscars Red Carpet – Part TWO

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...