Gotta love the Grammys red carpet. It’s an oasis of bad taste smack in the middle of awards season, when we’ve all gorged on tasteful Oscar-nominee gowns for weeks now. Hit it, tacky stars!     Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaia  We just don’t like anything here; not...

Girl pretty much owned the night with this look:   Rihanna attends the Grammy 2013 awards in an Azzedine Alaia dress paired with Neil Lane jewelry and Manolo Blahnik shoes. It’s sexy without being slutty. It’s striking and glamorous. The color looks downright amazing on her....

We wish you all could have seen our faces when we caught sight of Adele last night.  The phrase “open-mouthed horror” springs to mind.   Adele attends the 2013 Grammy Awards in a Valentino couture dress. Valentino Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Meghan Collison (NEXT)...

Now that we’ve buttered you up with the sublime, it’s time to unleash the ridiculous:   Katy Perry attends the 2013 Grammy Awards in head-to-toe Gucci. Gucci Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke Look, we like Miss Katy. We like her wacky and we like her tacky. But this...

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

Darlings, it was, of course, the Grammys red carpet, where purple tuxedo jackets and popes are de rigeur. In other words, a veritable freak show. Hit it, streetwalkers!   Adele in Giorgio Armani She looked gorgeous.   Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz in Tom Ford Her...

Amber Riley It’s a bit much visually – we especially dislike whatever that shoulder treatment is – but it sure does flatter her figure. On the other hand, she looks like she can’t breathe. Same fit; a size up next time, Amber. Anna Nalick It’s weird and crazy and...

  Adam Lambert His look has never really been to our taste, but he looks just right here. Except for the chains and open shirt, which will never not be lounge lizard. Adam Levine We can’t wear this look, and chances are you can’t wear this look, but Adam Levine can wear this...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...

M.I.A. in Manish Arora Spring 2009 M.I.A. in House of Holland Spring 2009 Such a demure young lady, basking in the glow of impending motherhood. To be perfectly blunt (and a little serious) when we see celebrities that dress like this, our only thought is “Her self esteem must be in the...

Well darling, the stars were out for the various Grammy-related activities this past week and you know what that means, don’t you? It’s BITCHPANTS time! Paula Abdul in Basil Soda Spring 2009 Jesus Christ, we needed a second cup of coffee before looking at that. There’s so...